Sean Falcon

I can’t fuck with you if we weren’t friends on Myspace

[South America @SouthPark]

Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce:

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.”

The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central.

New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

Always good to have Mom and Dad around!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

LMAOOO america is so cooked mfs are pizza scaling presidents now

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

Bro why is my feed nothin but violence and false info. What the fuck are you on @elonmusk I barely come on here because of it

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

Yall need to stop dick riding politicians. Get a life bitch

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

Not gonna lie… this app kind of ass now

[Damian Lillard @Dame_Lillard]

No

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Joakim Noah officiated Derrick Rose’s wedding ❤️🫡

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

Liquor companies are lovin this

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

In Houston rich dudes are having “bottle wars” meaning they buy expensive liquor and instead of drinking it pour it out to flex on other dudes in the club.

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

@cruellamorgan “Gang Shit” goes hard

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Wait who said it was a joke? It’s a shark on a highway. It’s real as real could be. Look I also have a shark in a mall. #Hurricane #Real #PleaseCredit

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

Socialism, JFK got killed trying to push towards it, hence why it stays so low

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

As of today, it's been 14 years since the $7.25 federal minimum wage was last raised.

@POTUS supports raising the wage to at least $15.

MAGA Republicans have repeatedly blocked an increase.

What do they have against millions of working families making more?

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

So here’s how twitter dies. Been a good 11 year run

[Bob Waszak @nilwxreports]

625pm: Tornado on the ground near South Elgin IL #ilwx @NWSChicago

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

@elonmusk Twitter and meta both trash, let’s be real Elon

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

@cruellamorgan Spongebob went off

[Sean Falcon @SeanJFalcon]

I miss 2012 Twitter. Shit was somehow more reckless than it is now😂😭