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Beer and sport. Trying and failing to tune out politics. eCommerce PM. Still the luckiest man in the world.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

If you think you might be a dick, you are.

Thanks for coming to my #TedTalk

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@fesshole Bird, if he’s not paying now in favor or in Euro, he will find better after winning the lottery. Maybe you get a pity fuck…

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@cnnbrk If you think this “deal” is anything less than the agreement he voided, you’re delusional. This demented orange gibbon has emboldened and enlarged the global place for Iran.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@patriottakes Lying liar who lies.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

Three turnovers in a row from Cade Cunningham. Tell me the NBA is not fucking rigged.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@jasonbenetti #raindelayanswers Dirks cut his pinky on the stud in his nose ring while digging for treasure.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@20th_Centurygal KISS

[Passenger @seanjweb]

Today would be a really good day for a coup.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@maggieNYT @jonathanvswan If you could only do something to alert the fucking world rather than monetize your knowledge.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@BetMGM Jesus Christ! That’s a $500 meal!

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Gen. Caine and Adm. Cooper should put a statement now making clear the U.S. military will not follow orders that would mean committing war crimes, including military actions whose purpose would be to destroy a country or a civilization.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

If this does not scream 25th Amendment, I don’t know what does.

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Trump threatens "a whole civilization will die tonight" as his deadline for Iran to open the Strait of Hormuz approaches. Follow live updates. https://t.co/DZoAJLIHxi

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@missmayn @TFLN Fuckin’ Judas. I think he’s a cunt.

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@cnnbrk If he only knew how federal budgeting worked…

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@freep

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@cnnbrk I’m not gonna do any more war crimes is one helluva statement.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

Such a shame that the @tigers put Kevin McGonigle on the Opening Day roster. 3 for 3. Great glove. Serious mistake.

[Michigan State Men's Basketball @MSU_Basketball]

Survive and advance.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@DustyPicks Sportsball v. Hollywood? I haven't seen a movie in the theater since COVID. I'm no germaphobe but my couch and TV are so much more comfortable.

Gimme talking head pontification for the next two hours.

[Passenger @seanjweb]

@B1GMBBall @MSU_Basketball And then did the stupid donkey kick shit. FML