Uncle Sean

He/Him. Uncle, writer, editor, actor, improviser, production assistant. Co-founder and Director of @thefactoryboys and @bearlygamer

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

My nephew, Patrick James O’Keefe. Just trying to soak it all in. Uncle Sean…wild stuff. Welcome to the world little buddy!!!

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@ArielEpstein @MLBNetwork https://t.co/JycKlHz48S

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@Bill87142232 @OccupyDemocrats In what multiverse?

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@SpeakerMcCarthy

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA You’ve never worked out a day in your life

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

*sigh*

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @ufc The word to describe them starts with an L, but it definitely ain’t legends

[John Cusack @johncusack]

Imagine how dumb you have to be - you steal state secrets - stuff them in some hefty bags - stash em in the pool cabana room - & the feds show up - & ASK - can u give all this stuff back ?
The idiot lies - twice - then gets caught on his own fucking camera - with his fat face and grubby paws in the hefty bag still trying to figure out what he can sell to the Saudis ?
How dumb? Seriously

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@mtgreenee This is the worst game of “Where’s Waldo?” ever

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@Travistritt Cry more

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NRSC @LucasKunceMO Y’all really reaching these days, huh?

How about you do something to stop our future from getting murdered at school rather than this bull?

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA No you didn’t

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA It’s so hard to tell if this is parody.

I’m just having a hard time accepting that anyone can be this stupid

[TZE CHUN @thetzechun]

The Last of Us is the perfect tv show for people like me who want to be traumatized by the same story but in a different medium

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA Yeah, wouldn’t want to advance in the playoffs…

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

So Elon helped to protect Twitter from sex trafficking by letting his friend Andrew Tate back on who was just arrested for ::checks notes:: sex trafficking?

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA “Fortnite store”

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@ScottTheWoz

[Uncle Sean @seankokeefe]

@NickAdamsinUSA So….you

[Scott Wozniak @ScottTheWoz]

If you're interested in appearing in an upcoming Scott The Woz episode, reply to this tweet with a picture of yourself holding a bad game that did NOT sell well and looking sad! You have ONE day to do such a thing. You have been warned.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Elon Musk To Cut Twitter Staff To Single Devoted Hunchback Who Laughs Hysterically At All Of Boss’s Genius Tweets https://t.co/OB3Zso4BBF