Sean Arney

UVA Class of '17 - Don’t know what to change this to, but this serves as a reminder that I’m #washed

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@runwildkian A Peyton Tolle/Pete Alonso whimsy off can cure what ails this nation

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

Stranger Things gave us the Sunken Place. The Good Place gave us exactly that. Now, ESPN gives us The Cursed Place

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

ESPN is in talks with the NFL about creating a Pat McAfee “Monday Night Football” alt-cast, with McAfee and his crew likely working the weeks when Peyton and Eli’s “ManningCast” is off, per @AndrewMarchand.

More: https://t.co/SojEd29l1H

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@cowboymiggy They refuse to let a white boy find a little motion

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On a night that certainly felt like a goodbye. One last time going mad https://t.co/mwguqBfKkG

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@dougherty_jesse This tweet is giving me serious 2021 flashbacks

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@GrantPaulsen He’s practicing for the CJ press conference

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There’s a male loneliness epidemic and we are shaming men finding a little community and shared interest?

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

I think maybe 15 of Penelope’s suitors thought they had real a chance with her. Another 40 were there for the free food, the rest were just lonely and wanted to hang out with their friends.

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@dougherty_jesse I still think Donovan Casey could be a thing. On the mound? At the plate? Yes.

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@kevinwildes @enosarris Tangential - the “just needs some work” emergency bat. When a team brings in a dominant relief ace in a blowout because he hasn’t pitched in a few days, the opposing team can call a dude out of the stands to hit. Ideally someone who claims they could hit .100 off degrom

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@kevinwildes @enosarris This is the Czech electrician who struck out Ohtani’s calling

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@PNCsGiantBalls Crossover content of this caliber is the surest sign a team is back in some form of contention and relevancy. You don’t make this unless you care!

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@dougherty_jesse I have a few “remember where you were” moments in my life. Some celebratory, some tragic. And also, when I got the update that Alex Avila was playing second base, which is somehow neither and both

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

A threat

[JP Finlay @JPFinlayNBCS]

Scariest sign at Nats Park

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@CespedesBBQ I can’t stop thinking about this. Was it a joke about how Verlander didn’t actually have to overcome anything?

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@GrantPaulsen That was a teenage boy’s body and frame one year ago. The meal and strength plan is WORKING

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@klwoodjr Never wrong, just early

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

@100guaranteed You can kill the man (Masai) but not the idea (Team 6’9)

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

Some uncomfortable things are important to talk about https://t.co/eZildJAvVg

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

A man can’t even have ambition anymore

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

LaMelo Ball reportedly scared the Timberwolves away during the draft process when he said he wanted to be the President of the United States, per @JonKrawczynski

“So, we know they picked Edwards. But that’s not my little nugget for you all. It’s why they picked Edwards. There were a million different reasons in their evaluation. But one of them was that they had an interview with LaMelo Ball during this process—trying to figure out, ‘Hey, is this the guy for us?’ And LaMelo… did not interview very well. One of the questions they asked him was: ‘Hey LaMelo, after you’re done playing, what do you see yourself doing? What kind of things do you aspire to?’ And LaMelo said: ‘I want to be President of the United States.’”

(Via https://t.co/Bf3B3fW7Ia)

[Sean Arney @Seans_Army]

Alek Manoah you are not slick @CespedesBBQ

[Anup Kaphle 🐐 @AnupKaphle]

What a terrific capture by NYT's Lexi Parra.