A man goes into church, and sits in the confessional. He says to the priest, Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
While I was on vacation, I cheated on my wife with two 21 year old Russian girls.
The priest replies "Take a whole lemon, cut it in half, and squeeze the juice in a glass. Then drink it from the glass.
"Will that purge me of my sins?" says the man.
"No" said the priest "But it will wipe the fucking smile off your face"
Mark Carney LEAVING on a JET PLANE ✈️
Doesn’t know when he will be back again.
Heading to NORWAY 🇳🇴 and stopping for a quick visit in the UK to meet with Keir Starmer
See YA LATER Canada 🇨🇦 2026
Why can’t our government do what they are supposed to do, lower taxes, keep Canadians working, grocery prices gas prices, not much to ask for, shouldn’t have to ask but here we are