Sean Standefer

In the words of Horatio Nelson: "Mind your own damned business, Sir!"

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

The Cheat That Is Killing Rust https://t.co/HMioHe3SDv via @YouTube

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

@elonmusk @wholemars Te$la sucks as a company and business concept. Fanboys you may argue as you like, but it's taxpayer subsidized and it's failing. The fish rots from @elonmusk‘s head. What an ass-hat! He should pretend to be human on a planet somewhere else.

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

@oreillyauto Thanks for shipping my order from a store across town, but holding it for three days beforehand. I guess I could have fought traffic to get to your store directly, but perhaps I'll just use @adventuremotorsports 1-day local shipping from now on.

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

@SpirosHarley @kwalidy @76Photomode @Fallout Yup, it's that old Software Project Management chestnut: "Let's wait until the very last moment to break code freeze on our rollout build and check-in these 9999 "minor" fixes to our (you just know it will be broken) Season 4 launch update!" 🤡

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. BREAKING

@Facebook pledged to suspend political donations for the first 90 days of 2021, then donated $50,000 to @RSLC, a Republican group pushing voter suppression laws

https://t.co/AW6tBh1UFs

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

#StarTrekUnitedGives

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

The Lincoln Project released the following statement about today's sedition and insurrection:

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

@amazon Shipping and US Customer Service - Why did you ruin my elderly Mom's Christmas? I ordered an echo so we could chat during the Holidays. Placed the order on 12/2 and was finally told today it would not reach her until next year! We get a slap in the face for Christmas.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

How strongly you feel about an issue is not itself a measure of the strength of your argument.

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

This is a blatant lie. Please provide the Force Order for a police uniform change. This is illegal activity in the state of Washington.

[Mark Thompson @Tommy29gun]

@RinoWag @damedonaldson @Sifill_LDF @NYPDShea @BilldeBlasio It’s not tape it’s to honor a deceased officer.

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

@discordapp Your live metrics regarding service during this incident seem a bit inaccurate. Our (Standever Institute) observations suggest a larger problem than a simple node outage. :( Sorry, hope things get better soon.

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

Understanding something is very different from simply knowing about it. Now that you know, strive to understand.
#infosec #intelligence #security #politicsandlaw https://t.co/YUbWmEvfQW

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

😔 I regret to report that the Standever Institute's faithful old truck "Herc" has finally succumb to old age. It will be greatly missed and donations for a replacement are extremely welcome!

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

Sean's campaign for Standever Institute https://t.co/vwPUN5yU48

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

Stay on top of 'em!

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

RIP @PaulGAllen 😢

[Sean Standefer @seanstandefer]

I'd buy the album... https://t.co/uTnhNOquIl

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If I were Cuban, and if I smoked Cohiba Cigars, and if I knew how to write music, and if I composed pensive songs about life in the Caribbean, then this would be my Album Cover.

[Franklin Lobb @franklinlobb]

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[Nathan Plummer @ndplum]

This is the best PTSO a principal could ask for! Fundraiser for our art program! #bestptsoever #smsskyhawks

[Franklin Lobb @franklinlobb]

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