Sean Clapis

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

No face mics, lapel mics or shotgun mics? Tell us your audio secrets guys. #BrainCandyLive

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

Every YouTube comments section ends with stuff like, "there's mind control in the water and Bush did 9/11".#Bushdid9/11

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

There's no fat zombies on Walking Dead,
even though it takes place in Georgia. #theyareallfat

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

@mikaclap Ghostface Twitta

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

In Russia, Olympic plays you.

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

@mikaclap, Anti DiFranco

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

In Australia, every week is shark week.

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

If they made a real life Truman show, it would be 80% masturbation.

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

So I heard they found water on mars. Whatever, call me when you find kombucha.

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

I'm the Usain Bolt of dropping my phone. #usaininthemembrane

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

If you're ever in Japan and find yourself being chased by a dinosaur or something, don't worry it's probably a hidden camera show #jpanasaur

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

Walked out of Ikea cause the line was too long. Told 'em they lost my business. Guy was like, "you'll be back". #hewasright

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

Humidity is the devil. #dadeble

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

The more we talk about Miley, the more Miley wins. #dontfeedthebeast

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

You know you're nearing the city when the remaining miles and remaining time on your GPS stop running parallel to each other. #pooyork

[Sean Clapis @seanyclap]

Have you heard about this new thing called twitter? Now you have. #aheadofmytime