Mausam Patel 🌸

“Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder.” -Rumi

[Dipressed @evildiiii]

The concept of writing this at 21

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Hj li em um poema:

o que é seu
cruza oceanos
atravessa distâncias
resiste a dúvidas
e encontra você

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I only date extremely generous men. Generous with their time, love, resources, attention. All four are required. Not one can be absent.

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

We all died during COVID and this is Hell.

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

I’ve never understood people flying across the world for vacation just to spend five days sitting next to a pool.

[nah @_nahmt]

When Tom and Zendaya talked about the pool parties they used to throw, they were talking about this here:

WHAAAAAT I MISS IT!

[Meg (they/them) @meganroseruiz]

If Trump is gonna illegally run for President I think Zohran should just illegally arrest Netanyahu

[Ana Maria 🇧🇷 @achadosviraisof]

Quando eu era criança e via nas notícias que 'lavagem de dinheiro' era crime, nunca entendia... Porque, na minha cabeça de criança, lavar dinheiro era literalmente assim 😅

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[໊ @xoeeie]

the gender that is well known for murder, rape, harass and violence against the other gender is now playing the victim.

[* @megnikass]

Not funny..

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Trump announcing he’s running in 2028 is an impeachable offense on its own.

[🫧 @sijuagain]

How tf does an ID expire? I’m the same nigga for life.

[Rob Markman 💭 @RobMarkman]

Word… so give yours up @elonmusk

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

in dog years maybe

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

he’s in a conversation with someone who can actually articulate their thoughts and all he can come up with is 15 variations of “no u”

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I thought this was a fake quote but, nope, he actually said it.

This is the most embarrassing person to ever lead any country anywhere in the world in our lifetimes.

[Chris Lambert @TheChrisLambert]

They fucking explain it in the movie, right as it happens

“He sacrificed his daughter for favorable winds.”

“Why would the gods want his daughter’s life?”

“The power of a sacrifice is the cost to the person making it.”

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Soon as a squirrel run pass that lil girl going be a kite.