Snakes for Hair

Snake-haired cryptid in a girl suit who believes that inanimate objects are jollier with googly eyes and pipecleaner arms.

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Back on my #feralpartyhats BS

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@chanamuu That’s a pretty substantial jolt!

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Pip is DMing the Sesame Street RPG and is worried that no one believes Snuffalupagus is real. Snuffy is his BBEG (Big Baby Elephant Guy)

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@BillRoper My whole goal through childhood was to be invisible. Self marketing, or even being nice to myself is impossible, but I am learning to trust people and take the compliment

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In California my hair is like “Volume? Ma’am, this is a library”

In Portland it’s like “DUDE! I LOVE THIS BAND! YOU SHOULD COME TO OUR AFTER PARTY!”

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Anxiety is rarely about things you are currently scared of, but the ghost of things that once frightened you.

If it were the former, solving for anxiety would be much easier.

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@hankgreen Steel Bridge in Portland, OR or the original eastern span of the SF Bay Bridge. The new one is pretty, but I so loved the old one

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Math problem:

I have chai concentrate but no milk. How many gold stars do I get for not drinking the concentrate straight from the jug and how much more dopamine will they give me than, in fact, drinking the concentrate straight from the jug?

This is a timed test.

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If the earth is a sphere, does it mean we are always walking up hill or down hill?

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The hardest part of being an alien is all the pressure. People just expect to whip up a wonder of the world and, like, that’s not your jam. You just wanna befriend some adorable cows or whatever. Find a friend or two and show them the stars.

*sigh*

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I have 99 worries for every initial worry. I can see the fabric of catastrophe stretch out before me on a sea of adrenaline and excess stomach acid.

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My total eclipse of the heart brings all the leaping, glowing eyed choirboys to the yard…no, sorry, that’s Bonnie Tyler

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@sadsluggy Still, that’s a lot of yikes.

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@sadsluggy Oh, wow. That is an awful note to leave someone.

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My skin is peeling and I can’t help but think that maybe, just maybe, I will shed this skin and reach my full potential, my final form! Which according to society is…*checks the brochure”

A responsible adult. *whomp whomp*

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*closes herself in the closet and yells “for the love of god, Montressor!” until someone walls her in*

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I really love chasing people and yelling “let me love you!”

It’s like I get to be affectionate AND an apex predator

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@sadsluggy I relate to this soooooo hard. I see you

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Food is for corporeal losers! Ghosts rule!

*tries to unzip her girl shaped onesie*

Anyone know where the zip is on this thing? Is it the hangnail? I bet it’s the hangnail…

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@sadsluggy Oh heck, that’s a lot. I see you.