Brandon Sebastian

•Drew Brees is the GOAT
•Brandon Drury is a DAWG
•THE Pat Mcafee Show is the greatest worst sports show of all time
•Boiler up!

[Big Ten Football @B1Gfootball]

Fame Ijeboi brought the HEAT in Week 2 🔥🚂

@BoilerFootball's RB1 rushed for a career-high 114 yards and 3️⃣ touchdowns vs. Wake Forest 💨

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

A category where >99% of the people were born with a vagina. And the other <1% are being used as bait to distract from the most financially corrupt regime in U.S. history

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@OMAStormChasers *ahem* how bout an update on Brandon Drury. It would be much appreciated

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@LucasOilStadium @MorganWallen @ron3mo

[Lucas Oil Stadium @LucasOilStadium]

In Indy, May means racing and we want YOU to win our race for Morgan Wallen pit tickets for next Friday's show! 🏁

✔️ Follow @MorganWallen & @LucasOilStadium
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by Thursday, May 7, 2026 at 11:59 AM EDT.

One lucky fan will be selected to receive two pit tickets for the Friday, May 8, 2026 show!

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@Nix4Sixx @NFLonFOX Clearly not

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@AdamSchefter Congrats lads @McQuaidNFL @tyschmit

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

Live look at Myles Slusher on that touchdown run by Washington:

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@BallDaballs @LucasSa56947288 Source?

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@SJY1747874 @LucasSa56947288 Source?

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Rashid Shaheed Contest 🚨

RT for a chance to win this Saints mini helmet autographed by Rashid!

#Saints  | Rules: https://t.co/bF7liUKklo

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” (“SS”) MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC “TANTRUM” IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, “OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!” HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT TRIGGERED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE IN SAN FRANCISCO (SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING IT THE “MILLER QUAKE”). HE IS FURIOUS THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA), JUST SIGNED BEAUTIFUL NEW LAWS TO HOLD TRUMP’S SECRET POLICE ACCOUNTABLE: NO MASKS, NO RAIDS IN OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS. KIDS, TEACHERS, NURSES ARE SAFE AGAIN BECAUSE OF ME! “SS” MILLER IS NOW GROUNDED. NO JUICE BOX. NO CARTOONS. WHEN YOU’RE READY TO STOP TERRORIZING AMERICANS, STEPHEN, YOUR DADDY (ME!) MIGHT UNGROUND YOU. UNTIL THEN, IT’S “TIME OUT.” YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA! — GCN

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

.@jimmykimmel's entire opening tonight.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

@stoolpresidente getting fired for old jokes = bad, cancel culture
getting fired for new jokes = good, consequence culture

shut the fuck up

[Acyn @Acyn]

Moskowitz: We just heard there were no riots on the right. We're literally sitting in the building where there was a giant riot by supporters of the president. 

We also heard only leftists have said Trump is a Nazi. In 2016, the current vice president said Trump is either a cynical asshole or America's hitler.

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@IanJaeger29 Sooooo cancel culture is okay now?

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@BasedMikeLee Oh fuck off

[Rod (Izzy) 🇺🇸🦅 @1zzyzyx1]

Monday night, .@jonstewart came out swinging on the reaction of this country to the Minnesota shootings, the despicable Mike Lee, and why it seems only to matter if immigrants do the murders in this country, but not the homegrown murderers. #DemsUnited

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@SoxShowdown Might not need him anymore? Have you watched this offense?

[Brandon Sebastian @sebastian020]

@ABC7Chicago He wasn't released to test the free agent market. He was on a minor league deal and broke his thumb at the tail end of spring training and the sox didn't want to use a 40 man spot on a guy who was going to miss a month