Sebastian

25, Australia

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@notoriouslyned Can't relate pussy

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@monkeytomilly I'll humble you with the size of something

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@monkeytomilly Abundance as in, seeing how many different girls you can strike out with in a given period of time

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@monkeytomilly Nicotine is a nootropic you coward, winners never quit and quitters never win

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@monkeytomilly Crash diet for a fortnight lmao

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@monkeytomilly Most days but I am actually a male escort so it's not that unusual

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@monkeytomilly No pussy getting ass needs to pay-to-win

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@LewSpears https://t.co/bOVAx4SovR even your old friend Susan McLean is jumping on this one dude

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@graciasgraciee Is it still a vampire

[Dylan Alcott @DylanAlcott]

I remember when I was 16 and training for the Beijing Paralympics, the @VicInstSport used to share a gym with Collingwood. I used to try and do weights I couldn’t lift, and the first person who would come out of his way to spot me, Nathan Buckley. Really is a genuine, great guy.

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@graciasgraciee Jealous mate, shame about the result

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Release the Snyder Cut of Chef

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@mnxmoosi @helendalton22 @friendlyjordies Classic AUWU shill, get a job you fucking dweeb

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@graciasgraciee Bro it's a Monday night, please at least try to be less of an absolute baller

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@mariagabriellep I have no idea what the fuck this is meant to actually mean but I love it

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@graciasgraciee Get that conjoined twins monobrow look surely

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@JustinWhang I always find this even more hilarious because what if for some beyond absurd reason he's actually right and some random political commentators who are actually just government bought hacks are harassing him with sci-fi weapons.
But literally no one fucking believes him lmao

[Sebastian @sebbysublime]

@jacksfilms #yiayflat If Earth is round then why did you have to leave me, Jessica?