sebastian🐿️

my tweets explicitly totally definitely reflect the views of Lockheed Martin

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

I think I’m a clit because bros rubbing me the wrong way.

[Cam Walsh @CamWalsh27]

Guy who’s unironically excited for Minions & Monsters

[“paula” @paularambles]

you think you’ve mastered restaurant etiquette and then the waiter asks how you want your salmon cooked

[L 🫥 🔮 @BarrettsGoat]

Noooo Mo Diawara what the fuck are you doing?? 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[NFL @NFL]

First full season as starter incoming for 🎯

@JaxsonDart | @Giants

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love New York 🧡💙

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

How we are gonna be at the theaters for the new minions movie

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

@JetBlue damn cancelled my flight right as I was going to bed before leaving for the @SEFutbol match today for the #worldcup

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Jalen Brunson,
First of His Name,
Breaker of Double Teams,
King of New York,
Most Valuable Player.

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

@wemby

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

for the boroughs and Knicks fans around the world 🏆

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[Jack Conroy @JackConroy6067]

@FOXSports @SebParente is playing both sides

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

@JackConroy6067 @FOXSports Woah! I’m allegedly having no comment at this time

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

@EnterJRS Bring me something, maybe a medium sized box or small envelope?

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“Yo he deadass got a Spurs jersey on?!”

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Biggest choke job in NBA history

[🗽 @AdamFoxisGod]

take note, if Wemby extends his hands to set a screen, you’re legally permitted to punch him square in the jaw @joshhart

[sebastian🐿️ @SebParente]

We need a work friendly version of Pawg. Like a cool acronym not the meaning of the acronym but the acronym