Austin “Can-Opener” McCallister CFA

MD at Goldman Stanley TMT | Licensed Excel Professional | Yes, it’s Peter | 6.3 Handicap

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Did I miss the Twink Clav update? #Lank

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@chadingtoncfp

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@TortoiseCosta @EnragedMounty Benchmade bug out is soecial

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@BlokeGriffin Straight comforter. Top sheet is a placebo

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@BeaverBasher67 Someone’s gotta sit there and look pretty when you’re grinding 14 hour days.

Austin

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@BushmanGabes IM Champion? Lets see that 40 time.

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@JimmyNeutron592 Jimmy, that might be one of everything from the bookstore. #D2isntreal

Austin

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@bulldog_john98 Suffered a similar fate in the last 24. Best of luck.

Austin

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@GregHirschRoyco Gotta keep their game outside the dots. This also refers to your side chicks. Make sure to address her pops as a Bender.

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I am a victim of the Accounting 1. Absolutely had its way with me this morning #thatsbaseball

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@KlubniksBruner Ramen thanks.

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@AmbroseBurnyr Good ole loose change back patio.

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@KlubniksBruner Darian Mensah is two week from obtaining nuclear weapon capabilities. @DeptofWar

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@ClemsonLacrosse Holy buzz. Glad to see Logan Paul in attendance tonight - clearly racked on a few LBs. #youpaidtogohere ??

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@DaaSweener Caved at 9:40am

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@jackiesenjoyer For the love of the game. Nothing less

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@yourfavorito Is this cubicle Xbox? Or an impressive home office Xbox

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Yes this is my kitchen towel. No, we are not the same #T100 #grove

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I think this was ultimately the right move.