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Military Disability Claimant for Battered Aggie Syndrome

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@LonghornLife512 @_MaroonKoolAid We’re educating Muslims. Yall just trying to find the nearest cow to idolize

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@LonghornLife512 Brother I suggest you pick up a book or sue whoever did your lobotomy for not finishing the job if you think Qatar is anything like India

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Hate to say it, but the new City Connect jerseys for Texas are fire

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Texas fans gonna watch them play Mizzou and LSU in back to back weeks and wonder how many Life of Pi mascots are in America

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@jwtnvol Then who will Texas’ fans worship?

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Tennessee having Trump come to Neyland just so he can deport 90% of Texas’ fanbase shows there’s levels to this #SEC

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Texas sidelines finna go from Glen Powell and Matthew McConaughey to Aziz Ansari and Mindy Kaling

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Dalton Brooks Meet & Greet

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The entire burner verse with that clip of Texas’ fans all being Indian

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

ABC giving Vol twitter that picture of the Texas student section

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DKR finally swapping to a grass field so they can use Bevo’s turds to idolize the field

[Carlos Turcios @Carlos__Turcios]

🚨FRISCO, TEXAS🚨A Hindu leader told us that scientifically “cow dung has got so many good properties,” citing its use in India for mosquitoes, walls, and traditional medicine. He also said Goshalas, Hindu cow sanctuaries, are being built in TX.

@Carlos__Turcios
@DallasExpress

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@SinPerfectt Are you the two people holding hands in HIV commercials?

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TO ALL that will be on the field and sidelines this weekend at Neyland, please be weary!!

They will be throwing poop if any debatable flags are thrown.

[Austin American-Statesman @statesman]

Texas football fans threw trash onto the field at Royal-Memorial Stadium before referees overturned a pass interference call against Jahdae Barron. https://t.co/FErhzhnGi0

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t.u. trying to cash a check from the local Austin NIL companies

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@Still_Not_Ted @CordSamuels Texas fans don’t eat beef…

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🚨🚨BREAKING: Projected Heisman Award Winner SAARch Manning has announced he will be returning for another year to play for the Texas Zebu’s

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@Drewtamu I thought it’s the job of t.u. grads to take people’s calls.

Kind Regards,
Elko’s Gut

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@BigOrangeEnergy This is the Week That Will Forever Live in Infamy at every IT Call Center.

Kind Regards,
Elko’s Gut

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@_MaroonKoolAid Not like playing at home has done us any favors with last week.

Kind Regards,
Elko’s Gut