Ben Carson

Retired neurosurgeon. 17th Secretary of @HUDgov. I like sleeping in a banana costume. My favorite juice boxes are orange Hi-C. Parody account.

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So proud to serve the country in my role as Secretary of Justifying Republicans’ Racism.

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@SecretaryCarson @CityofSarasota The book that guided me the most throughout my life was the Nintendo Power issue with the four-page foldout map of Legend of Zelda.

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@SecretaryCarson @HUDgov They should follow my steps and use racist old white men as the rungs on their ladders to success. My favorite fruit is green apples.

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@SecretaryCarson @HUDgov I'm pretty sure this lady was an alien in a human skin suit.

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@kylegriffin1 Beep blop boop

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@SecretaryCarson @CBSRadioNews @stevenportnoy @HUDgov I smoked him in a freestyle battle. He didn't know that I am a skilled rapster.

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@susanziggyhelp Stupid is a state of mind.

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@susanziggyhelp You're stupid

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@StanHatfield3 @FoxNews Thank deez nuts

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@vickies56789 @realDonaldTrump @VP @jeffsessions @SpeakerRyan @SenMajLdr @jasoninthehouse @DevinNunes @BestyDeVos I know you are but what am I?

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@SecretaryCarson @HUDgov Such a great accomplishment. I was once a finalist in a banana costume competition so I'm no stranger to the pressure of winning.

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@SecretaryCarson @HUDgov I'm about 90% sure the gentleman in the blue is a space alien wearing a human skin suit. The others may just be alien-human hybrids.

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@SecretaryCarson It's a little terrifying standing in front of the Stargate. I'm afraid all falling into it and ending up in ancient Egypt.

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@SecretaryCarson The victims were just immigrants looking for a better life in heaven, just like the slaves seeking opportunities in America

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Feet are like leg hands. #wednesdaywisdom

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@SecretaryCarson @WhiteHouse @CandyCarson_ This was a really hard book to read. Sometimes if I don't have my afternoon naps I get confused when words have more than 5 letters.

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@SecretaryCarson @Miami_PD Whew! I finally got myself out of that moving metal box. I'll never again underestimate alien technologies.

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I'm stuck inside a box and can't get out. The last time this happened there was a guy in here eating green eggs.