The Horns of Simon

My arrogance is nearly as great as your ignorance.

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@DoctorWhoNovels Cold War. Midnight is waaaaay too busy/messy.

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@iwonderabit @timothy_stanley I'm sure you didn't intend any offence but maybe have a think about how judgemental this is purely based on how humourless you are.

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@DoctorWhoNovels The novel is the final part of the trilogy that began with Sky Pirates! and Death and Diplomacy, and as such it features characters and themes from both of those earlier novels, including Roz Forrester from before her first appearance in Original Sin.

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@Bee_Th3y Zarbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

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@CeeChampion

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@MerPolWirral Its lucky for you that being incompetent isn't an offence...

or is there a van out there claiming it is?

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@Madonna I hope this latest bid for relevancy works out for you.

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@zoethorogood Nice. Has Ted McKeever vibes, and that’s never a bad thing. Is the pixelated area hiding a clue?

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@bluebox99 Chap on left - pre-Cushing Doctor?

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@CrayonToCrayon It looks like Octobriana

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@Myrskytohtori Season 17. The Horns of Nimon in particular. Every minute of it is wonderfully, joyously silly.

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@TomInTheTARDIS At the risk of sounding a tad controversial, I would (and will) posit that everyone after him is worse. But then, I am that person who likes to think Who ended with Caves.

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@HarrisonChase3 Is it because you hired them?

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@benpeyton007 Forrest Gump.
You can stuff that cloying, saccharine sentimentality up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it.

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@SaintMerrin @AGramuglia You've spelt 'abhorred' incorrectly. Again.

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@MarkRaw I am far too old to have one.
But, issue 833 of TV Comic ('Ice Cap Terror' part 3 ) was out on the day of my birth and, less importantly, episode 3 of 'The Invasion' was transmitted.

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@HarrisonChase3 You...

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@susieoftraken 'DM' is forever Doc Martens to me. The request to "DM me" always initially seems to be a bizarre request for a good kicking.