My unhinged thought of the day is what if a modern zhongchi au of Childe sidelining as a jollibee mascot and spotting Zhongli, immediately trying to seduce him like this 😭
He would, we all know he would just to be a gremlin
it would be fun for an exciting puppy to be met with the Pantalone. the 11 TH who being sent away because he cause a more trouble in homeland.
Pulcinella given up teach him politic, Pantalone become a caretaker due to had a lot of [bank] place to send Chide to.
WAIT Childe canonically loves watching performances and Zhongli does as well especially the opera... we know that Childe and Zhongli were seen together back in Liyue so that has to mean aside from the dinner dates, they also watched performances together, right?
Too much fanfiction discourse... Please drop a zhongchi fic rec under here if you want, let's spread some positivity 🥹 (and rec your own stuff too!!)
I'll start with this vampire zl au from oomf