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[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again - a $1.5 BILLION BET.

Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time.

5 minutes before Trump's post.

Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer?

This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption.

[Schmal @secoraman]

@libsoftiktok Yup, nothing else going on in the world right now. 🤡🤡🤡

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@jimcramer Psychotic take, JFC

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@libsoftiktok Cry harder, binder girl

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@libsoftiktok Where’s your binder? 🤡

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@libsoftiktok Where’s your binder? 🤡

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@libsoftiktok Hahahaha nothing else going on huh? No defense of ICE Barbie?

[Schmal @secoraman]

@libsoftiktok Yeah because you are all a cult, stupid.

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@bungarsargon

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@RepNancyMace

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@NancyMace How many drinks deep are you today, big nance?

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@libsoftiktok Where’s your binder? 🤡🤡

[Schmal @secoraman]

@RepNancyMace Hahaha she embarrassed you because you are a clown show who was screaming like a lunatic. You’re a disgrace. Go have another drink, big Nance.

[Schmal @secoraman]

@libsoftiktok Was it in your binder? 🤡

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@RepNancyMace Ok now do Trump You’re an embarrassment.

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@mtracey Your inevitable pivot to a less insane position on this will be hilarious. Such a clown “journalist”

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@mtracey

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@mtracey Remember when Tracey obsessively tweeted about a supposed Russian invasion of Ukraine hoax, humiliating himself saying it was never going to happen. I vaguely remember he went to Europe and took pictures of buses or something to prove his point. Really nailed that l, sweaty 🤡

[Schmal @secoraman]

@bungarsargon Fell for it again 🤡🤡🤡