Sofi C.

best described as a high functioning fangirl, sad but constantly laughing, cat-but-allergic-to-cats lady / ↩️ / 🦅❤️

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

working a corporate job is so funny because one day i'm actually killing it and the next i'm wondering how i even got hired

[Rac~heal @only_racheal]

Friday me: “I’ll take care of that on Monday.”

Monday me to Friday me:

[@Franklin💫 @_wavyfranklin]

5 mins before joining the meeting that I scheduled with my own free will

[matteo!! #7InMelbourne 🐝 @alcarazzitos]

i saw this on tiktok and it’s so fucking accurate

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Cuando alguien me pregunta qué voy a hacer más tarde y mi respuesta es «nada», por favor entiende que nada no es un hueco en mi agenda. Nada es el evento. Nada es el plan.

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨 📖 @o_politicolico]

«Eles são a geração da tecnologia»

Eu a tentar ativar a Chave Móvel Digital

[Sofi C. @secreteeowl]

Ok but no one felt their beds shaking a bit around 2:15/2:20, 2 nights ago, in Hiroshima? Cause I could swear a small earthquake was happening.

[Insónias em Carvão @insoniascarvao]

Peço imensa desculpa

[xtine @abowlcut]

bringing this “0_o” back. it displays such a specific emotion no modern day emoji could ever evoke

[Harry @h4ppyNomad]

“Go on a vacation and recharge” my brother in Christ it takes 10 seconds back in the office to obliterate all that recharging.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask?
Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

What’s stopping me from walking into a random hotel at 8am, confidently heading to the breakfast buffet, acting like I have a room upstairs, eating, and just walking out?

[Umar @legwaliboti]

I no longer dislike Mondays. I’ve turned full adult. I’m mature now.

I dislike the whole damn week.

[つくし と ひなた @kawaiidsukushi]

猫音符

[‏ًً @inpoesie]

Dejen de humanizar a sus mascotas. Son dioses, no humanos.

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

When you’re trying to be a ray of sunshine but life keeps testing on you :