Samyak Bahuguna

[Nikhil @dillidallying]

She also probably got to know about Dreze today🤣

[dxp @drivexpull]

can we dream?

[Shubh @kadaipaneeeer]

Javed Akhtar cooked & left no crumbs

[The Exploited TaxPayer @IndiaNewGen]

Then deploy it in production.
These non-technical founders have a keeda. One weekend they will build something. Not tested properly, no ci cd, no scalability test, no security, no performance load, not tested on negative test cases.

[Share Bazaar @stocks_in]

BREAKING:

INDIAN PICKPOCKET ASSOCIATION WELCOMES THE NPCI'S DECISION TO CHARGE FOR UPI TRANSACTIONS.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

If crimes could be ranked, this is among the worst possible. How coldly calculative and cruel one must be to do this? This is not a crime of passion or rage or whipped up hatred or even entrenched patriarchy. This is purely a crime of inhumanity.

And the amazing part is that this horrible, unimaginable crime is just a news footnote in our ‘greatest civilisation on the planet’. The systems will make sure this keeps happening because the bureaucracy-politician-capital-media nexus incentivises lack of morality.

[अपना Bollywood🎥 @Apna_Bollywood]

The comparison itself exposes the blind hate.

Adipurush tried to turn God into a MASS HERO with loud, aggressive beats, while Nitesh Tiwari’s #Ramayana is trying to make you FEEL THE DIVINE.

Yes, Adipurush had good music, but it was made for high volume entry scenes, not for devotion. Turning God into a cheap action figure with noisy bass and loud shouts will NEVER equal true divinity.

Ramayana is destroying the haters with pure honesty, deep scriptural research, and a breathtaking divine aura.

The music brings actual spiritual calmness, not artificial hypetrain noise. Stop comparing a plastic gimmick to an authentic masterpiece

[EngiNerd. @mainbhiengineer]

So you're telling me that there is a country with 1.45 billion people which is being run by one of the most "strongest PM" from last 12 years, has own CM in the state, is in power in MCD

but when there was a PG building collapse within 8KM range of where PM himself lives, a private Ambulance by Blinkit reached at accident site before any Govt operated ambulance or NDRF team reached?

And this isn't even a matter of shame and concern?

[Petty Lark @pettylark]

GitHub policy update: instead of "main" all new repos will start with a default "America" branch

[कुंभकरण @_kumbhkaran]

Please make a medicine so that everyone can witness 2047..

[Kapil Chopra @KapilChopra72]

Dear @KirenRijiju no need to go to Arunanchal for this dive. Under the exemplary leadership and vision of your party, we have these rivers now on every road in Gurgaon and Delhi. Fresh clean rainwater. Come on over anytime. We developed these water parks so people can enjoy a swim outdoor here.

[SumitM @SumitM_X]

Maturity is realizing:

Indian tech interviews are 5x harder than US interviews.

For jobs paying 1/5th the salary.

Make it make sense now.

[Luminous leads @Luminouslead]

Kubrick was a better filmmaker. Nolan is a more important filmmaker.
Kubrick made films for the future. Nolan makes films for the present that save the future of film itself.
If Kubrick was alive today, he'd be making $30M A24 films. If Nolan was alive in 1968, he'd be running the studio system.
Kubrick made you question what film IS. Nolan makes you question why you still need to see film IN A THEATER.

If The Odyssey hits $800M+ domestic as you're projecting, Nolan has objectively surpassed Kubrick in cultural impact. Kubrick has the textbooks, Nolan has the zeitgeist.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

We still haven't seen the face of Nirbhaya's juvenile rapist because his identity is protected by law as he was a minor btw.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

अगर पॉसिबल हो तो,
अगली बार मौका लगे तो कोई वकील CJI से court में उनका millenials के बारे में भी उनका opinion पूछ ले तो।
बस ऐसे ही, मतलब।

CJI, Prometheus है यार।
He stole the fire from the Gods of power and gave it to humans of instagram.

[, @Zvbear]

Robert Pattinson is the actor y’all think Timothée Chalamet is

[Vishal Agnihotri @Dilliwasi]

About time.

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Will the real Delhi Police, please stand up?

And in the mean time, hold up the minor kidnappings?

#amitkilhor #kilhor #delhipolice