Stanley “sucker punch” Sampson

Old row, iud enthusiast, IPA drinker. formerly “the guy” in highschool, currently insufferable in college, hopefully husband to skinny blonde sec girl

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@RestrictedVids @ScottHicks_1986

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@ScottHicks_1986 Lock the fuck in

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@0106PillowFight Liberal chucktown, liberal portions🤷‍♂️

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@CFAglazer @0106PillowFight never seen this side of kenny, only the whining and bitching half.

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Everyone has a friend who would, @ScottHicks_1986

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Enjoy your home for the summer Yankees, ill go ahead and keep publix in business

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Eating food I can’t afford, talking about players you don’t remember. #peroantic #mospeights

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@0106PillowFight Looks as if fiji avoided a stray today

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@ScottHicks_1986 Son of a bitch, I get too drunk once and this is the shit I’m tagged in.

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@FYMITSQ @TitleTown24 @AdamSchefter This has to be rage bait

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@CBSSanderson I’m sure she looked older, how could you have known

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If ur girlfriend was holding her friends up on her own shoulders in the pictures yesterday, it’s time to cut the OT and draft a slot pal.

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Earth day being an excuse for every girl to post their ass wasn’t on my bingo card but I’m sure as hell glad it was called!

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Easter Bunny just gave me a 20. you’ve got no clue how bad I needed that, bugs.

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@0106PillowFight Just wait till ur formal date injects a round on the bus ride to nola. #scenes #🪵

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I wish people who went to the masters this weekend would wear some type of merch to class today so I know they went. #sheep

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We’re charging for soy sauce at the tate Panda Express??? Up it to 200%

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@yasielpuigmiz Wow, you’re a fucking idiot

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@cards1994 Rack attack #CheckUp

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Never kill yourself.