Amy

Art School Dropout//absolute sweetheart//Commissions open

[Amy @sedatrix]

I’ve worked on this project for months and it’s finally ready. Please share, it’s my proudest achievement and greatest shame. Introducing The Semi-Er0tic Adventures of Danny DeVito: The Coloring Book https://t.co/XXL2RLqJho

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This seems appropriate to retweet today

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Bland office humor

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Bland office humor

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Existing

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@JustinWhang We’re all Italian in the kingdom of heaven 🙏

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Feeeeeet

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New drawing. Who else is on blue sky? https://t.co/BBq5NPQ8pr

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New drawing. Who else is on blue sky? https://t.co/BBq5NPQ8pr

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My latest coloring book! I spent months drawing dick after dick for your coloring pleasure.

Please like and share and stay tuned for my next project which will also probably be inappropriate and unmarketable

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https://t.co/MPHhVgyAsY

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@Shruggernauts 🍆🍆🍆

[Amy @sedatrix]

My latest coloring book! I spent months drawing dick after dick for your coloring pleasure.

Please like and share and stay tuned for my next project which will also probably be inappropriate and unmarketable

💕😸🍆
https://t.co/MPHhVgyAsY

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@schizoidangst I read this as “I want to summon the end” and I was right there with you

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@honeyvonbunny And a prostate the size of a cantaloupe

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@Cooleo_is_Coleo I didn’t even know you were pregnant. Congrats!

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Husband in his @Creepcastactual fit. Creepy af.

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The guy I married got his @Creepcastactual merch today and I fell in love with this spider pooping out web design and I’m bummed he has to cut it off so he can wash and wear the shirt

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The guy I married got his @Creepcastactual merch today and I fell in love with this spider pooping out web design and I’m bummed he has to cut it off so he can wash and wear the shirt

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Aaaaand I was called “young man” today. I am ONE CUP SIZE AWAY from carrying my tits around in a prescription wheelbarrow and old people keep mistaking me for a dude.

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An old lady at work called me “son” and wow did it do a number on my self esteem. Guess it’s time to start wearing makeup.

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@amerrill2 Take peace in knowing they were able to obtain life insurance on a fixed budget.

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I don’t recognize this world anymore

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@BadCrippIe 🤣

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@honeyvonbunny Our fingertips will never be neon red like the other girls :(

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Am I even a real woman if I don’t like hot chip