Sed Pillay

Proud South African 🇿🇦Comedy Creator with 600K followers on social media🕺🏼📸🎶 Love football and Manchester United 👹🏟️

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

My girlfriend left me because she says I’m too obsessed with football statistics. Now she’s my xGf.

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

GOOOO BAFANA BAFANA 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

So true

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

South African teachers looking at their calendars

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

I’m glad for teachers that 6/7 fell on a non school day.

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@Ari_Man23 I’m telling you brother. They’re playing with that £80m 💀

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

When you’re big you’re big 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇧🇷 Breaking: Carlo Ancelotti call Éderson to replace Wesley at the World Cup for Brazil!

Atalanta’s midfielder joins immediately and then he will sign as Manchester United new player in July. #MUFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

The players acting like this is a funeral procession man whose idea was this 😭😭😭

[Issy🧸 @Issystopit]

@AFTVMedia Yes there is something wrong with the ref

[Central @WestHam_Central]

European*

[Gabriel Magalhaes @biel_m04]

🗣️ Blablablabla........

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

@StevenBerry1981 That was close man 🤣😭

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FOOTBALL IS SAVED ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Paris Saint-Germain @PSG_English]

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE!! 🏆❤️💙

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

Oh no

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Liverpool FC can confirm Arne Slot is to depart his role as head coach with immediate effect and that the process to appoint a successor is under way.

He leaves with a Premier League title to his name and our deepest gratitude and appreciation.

[Sed Pillay @sedpillay]

Editors handpicked the players for the “a really difficult period for the club” line 😭💀

[Premier League @premierleague]

Is Bruno Fernandes' 2025/26 season the best of all time? 🤔

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.