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Wannabe president
Pineapple does go on pizza

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

That’s all folks we have officially sold out no more tickets left congratulations to everyone who got a ticket and to the people who didn’t sneak in fuck it yolo LG x

[^_^ @misandrism]

Proud of finneas for speaking up and dropping out of the tour, but disappointed by the continued silence of Ferb.

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

everyone in ireland rn 🟢🔴

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

0 days

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Go a step further. If Spain-Argentina goes to penalties, give Cabo Verde 5 kicks as well.🇨🇻

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯

Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions.

Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

[erika @yeeeerika]

oh you don't like ABBA? keep that shit to yourself that's high key embarrassing

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Fuck marry kill bacon lettuce tomato

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

applying for a passport for my baby and

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Someone put Musk on a podcast immediately, this needs to escalate 😂

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸🇨🇦 @AnjaliVBhatt]

how am I expected to work when two of the world's most powerful and most awful people are beefing via two separate social media apps they each own

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Never seen better marketing in my life

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The Picture of the Century... Nature defeats Technology

📸: Koen Van Weel

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy Pancake Day

[💡 @crystalbaee1]

Salmon good as fck I see why bears just grab them b tches out the river

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

The Duolingo marketing team deciding to kill off the owl

[🇧🇪 @zxiniac]

questions to ask if the convo dies

- what colour is your microwave
- is your sister a boy or a girl
- what is your favourite microwave brand
- at what times do you exactly leave your house and where are the exact blind spots in your bedroom
- what colour is your microwave