Chris Bailey

Developer Productivity @Splunk | It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory.

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@mipsytipsy I think at a certain size of company, it's very hard to push initiatives that don't fit into neat and tidy little boxes.

"What's the roadmap for the next six months for o11y look like"
"Well, what we discover will dictate where we go"
... just isn't easily accepted

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@mipsytipsy Now that i think about it, would be an excellent Modest Mouse track name

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@minter Plumb the depths of their knowledge

[James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter]

OMG DON CLAIMS HE "BEAT" POKEMON, HAS NOT CAUGHT 'EM ALL... TRUMP: "GAME ENDS WHEN YOU BEAT ELITE FOUR"

[Ken Dickinson @Ken_Dickinson]

I missed #startup life so f’ing much

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@minter @brooksbell Things are looking up!

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@mipsytipsy stealth rebrand? 😂

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@mattstratton Funnier than usual?

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@ChrisShort Everyone is making jokes, but I'm proud of you for one-upping Nelly.

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@mipsytipsy The joy of telling another company their API is down before they've even realized it is wildly satisfying

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@base10 Now you're thinking with portals

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@jacobwoodward @mipsytipsy Attach your events to traces

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@ChrisShort How’d you know

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@ChrisShort I use my stream deck for virtual racing and _love_ it.

[Counting Crows @CountingCrows]

Maybe this year will be better than the last

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@ChrisShort I have a solution

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

👏🏻 Look outside of technology to find novel solutions to problems 👏🏻

[Chris Bailey @seebails]

@minter

[Charity Majors @mipsytipsy]

"people are the cause of, and solution to, every problem."