Seedling

rip uncle Sugon

[Clarence Xiao Jr @XiaoMingJr]

What if instead of Greek life, it was chinese life.

"Yeah bro I'm rushing 毛 (Mao) 泽 (Ze) 东 (Dong) next semester."

"There's like 1.4 billion people in my pledge class."

"I heard the pledge master's a dick bro."

I am Clarence Xiao Jr 👍

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

@YIMBYLAND Bro we NEED to get started on the Austin Texas Taj Mahal

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Every penis is the same size. All differences fall within the margin of error

[miles @milesdotgov]

(Introducing my wife to Japanese business men I am making a deal with)

This is my woman mate. You will notice she is larger than I am in both height and weight. This is because I am a pervert.

(The business men nod vigorously with approval)

[KRÄN @kiLLArthur1]

Get rid of those too…

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

100 upvotes on yikyak #campusceleb

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

@SpursVentura Because we are the best

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

@walkeri141 IU Kelly students won’t be spared when the red sun rises upon the US

[anders. @AndersMKE]

ordered a rolling rock at the bar by saying "pass me the rock" and the bartender said, verbatim, "shut the fuck up"

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

Idk abt that abbreviation #bb28

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

If you see a train more than once a week you probably want him cannibalized

[erin chack @ErinChack]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all

[Isaias (ijyoyo) @ijyoyo]

Sunset from Hoboken

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

You know the trans sports thing is bullshit because the answer is known: kids leagues arent competitive so let kids play on the teams they want, and for competitive leagues require being on hrt 2-3 years before competing. Discourse beyond that only makes sense if you hate trans

[jake @wormpuller]

[At the Chinese spot after I get paid] What’s the rank above general

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

@heatdaddy69420 Yes just dusted my bitch ass seven year old cousin in table tennis

[Seedling @seedlingearth]

@heatdaddy69420 Cotton Rye Joe is a Swedish song. I hope that blew your mind

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

A young man in NYC taged Zohran Mamdani in his video post about a pothole and by the end of the day, it was fixed.👏🏾💯🗽

[𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓶𝔂 𝓙 @JimmyJ4thewin]

According to early polls, NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani is currently the favorite to be named Time’s Person of the Year 2026.