Seedy Carter

Seedy views expressed here are my own and don't reflect that of my seedy employer or the seedier accounts of which I parody.

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

Rise and tell me this isnt about the election, ill wait … grind.

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@LivetheStreamFF please vote on which finalist in the 2nd annual parody fantasy league has the most LTS approved team. will it be 2021s 9th place finisher @CDCostco13 or first-timer @aocdcarter

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

Rise and see your QB1 and WR1 lost to the RB1 and a Superflex 0 and grind.

[Meaty Carter @MeatyCarter]

@LivetheStreamFF An update on the Annual @CDCarter13 Parody Account Best-Ball Invitational.

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@BeckyFantasy @boomer_carter @andybehrens iykyk

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@CDCarter13

[C7AVG @AMutantApe]

Ok today the first 500 reacts get 💰

[End Game @enddotgame]

Your money is no good on the ArcX.

$END tokens are the only currency

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

Establish the Fun. Looks like a map to the clit.

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

NEWS: Been hinting at it for long time. But wanted to officially announce we ARE launching a golf product.

More details in next days, but suspect those interested will be very excited by the people/data involved.

(Logo in beta, can't make big decisions on these painkillers)

[taco 🌮 @brandonleetaco]

@george_llevi my submission to this contest

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

Rise and see apparently the west coast has risen and grind.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

If you replaced Zach Wilson with Patrick Mahomes would the New York Jets have made the playoffs in 2021?

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

I see you @ericbelair 👀

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@CDCostco13 @rotoREKT @MeatyCarter @CDCarter69 @CDCarter13 @HighTDenny @WCCarter13 @cdklondike @boomer_carter @Carter69Weedy they dont let us have basements or virgins in texas

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

RT for those still in 2021 wanting to use sleeper for their playoff leagues.

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

RT for the west coast Denny accounts

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

RT for the west coast Denny accounts

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

I tried to draft CMC at 1.07 but they wouldnt let me. Instead I drafted Mahomes in the first possible round in honor of our beloved OG @KennyDarter. may they and my finals appearance RIP

[Meaty Carter @MeatyCarter]

‘‘Twas a battle for the ages, but @CDCarter69 wins over @SeedyCarter in the @CDCarter13 Parody Invitational Fantasy Football League.

Congrats to those that took part!
@MeatyCarter
@PixarCarter
@HighTDenny
@WCCarter13
@cdklondike
@boomer_carter
@CDCostco13
@Carter69Weedy

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@cdcarter42069 @boomer_carter @HighTDenny with weedy and 69 already involved, adding 42069 seems like the logical progression. boot the 0-16 intern who logged on to log off

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@cdklondike @MeatyCarter @CDCarter69 @CDCarter13 @HighTDenny @WCCarter13 @boomer_carter @CDCostco13 @Carter69Weedy how fitting, his account is the original ponzi scheme;;; paging @CDCarterMLM

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@cdklondike @MeatyCarter @CDCarter69 @CDCarter13 @HighTDenny @WCCarter13 @boomer_carter @CDCostco13 @Carter69Weedy I was led to believe @CDCarter13 was getting us POAPs from his blockchain

[Seedy Carter @SeedyCarter]

@MeatyCarter @LivetheStreamFF @CDCarter69 @PixarCarter13 @CDCarter13 thanks for activating my Cam Newton trap card @MeatyCarter I was hoping someone would

[Meaty Carter @MeatyCarter]

@LivetheStreamFF

Denny Parody Playoffs:
Semi Results

@CDCarter69 148.18 vs @PixarCarter13 136.38

@SeedyCarter 182.62 vs @MeatyCarter 149.14

Congratulations to the two most degenerate @CDCarter13 parody accounts on your success.

Your 2021 Final:
@CDCarter69 VS @SeedyCarter