Chris

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Sunday dinner in honour of @Coldwar_Steve

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@CoachCotterell @Stuart_Watson 😂

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@Stuart_Watson Frank lampard? I'm thinking connection to Didier Drogba and his links via phoenix to the Ipswich owners.

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@_Nightingales @SkyArts @BBCMarcRiley @KermodeMovie @Robin_Askwith @SamiraAhmedUK @ItsKevinEldon @NigelSlater @FrankOnTheRadio @KingRockerFilm This was so brilliant that I've booked tickets for the Hebden Bridge gig. Can't wait!

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@Stuart_Watson Sorry to hear that Stuart. Keep the tweets coming

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@Loftboy63 @shiner_sam I wasn't 😀

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@_ellafarrow @Alana_downey Be good Ella if every time you went into the garden you pulled up one weed! Today I pulled up about 500

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

You can fuck right off if you think I'm doing this sober.

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Whiter shade of pale - procul harum. Tune!

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

@_ellafarrow When this is all over... I'm going down the pub!

[Transalpino(official) @TransalpinoO]

Just in Asda and watched some fella buy up all the mussels, crabsticks and Prawns and I thought 'you shellfish bastard'. 🦀

[brixton hatter @BrixtonHatter]

@nedboulting Just making up advice now is it?
This is what the official guidance says:

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Was Father Christmas there too?

[John G. Burns @ScaryHighlander]

Aviemore Coylumbridge Hotel sent this letter to staff today. Not just fired but chucked out of their accommodation with no notice and no redundancy pay! @BritanniaLtd Britannia Hotels should be ashamed of themselves. Certainly no "room at the inn" here, disgusting.

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

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[Chris @seejayfarrow]

We're saved!

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Oh thank fuck for that.
https://t.co/3NKN4lWITG

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Twat

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

No. Just a test

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

No. Just a test

[Chris Grey 🇺🇦 @chrisgreybrexit]

An epidemiologist as well as a trade expert. Who knew?
https://t.co/7YU81Jzl1s

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Schadenfreude it is, if you were stupid enough to vote Tory.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

There should be a word for that feeling you get when you realise the severity of what is happening and then simultaneously remember Boris Johnson is the prime minister.

[Chris @seejayfarrow]

Naked wines have stopped taking orders 😣

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

So a quarter of a million dead in the UK is now a conservative (no pun intended) estimate. Johnson, you have beyond made a cunt of it. What a legacy. Voters, please, no more self serving arseholes because of their entertainment value. Pick able people who can lead.