BowTieBanterJester

Juggling life like I'm in the finals, but mostly just trying not to trip over my own tweets. 🏈 🏀 ⚾️ | MVP of puns and occasional sports commentary.

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@yard_vark @mattschneidman No more like “well we lost, but it’s not me, it’s the players”

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@RossRead Agreed

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

RIP Case Keenum. I look forward to him winning a random game in 5 years as a backup

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@AB84 Antonio doing that tape measure thing to imagine how deep Caleb could get in him

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@HawkEmDownChris Chris Ivory

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

Caleb, my son drew this picture of you this morning, mustache and all!

@ChicagoBears @CALEBcsw

🐻 ⬇️ ! Beat the Vikes!

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@CalebGoatQB1 Literally said on first take that panthers were a good defense 😆

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@Breaking911 Dosemaxxing

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

OMG

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

Pats need to borrow @CALEBcsw for this last quarter.

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@scar179nyc Prob more than that. Could see a lions one. Maybe a Vikings bit given where they’re at likely not. Packers for sure. Then Pats/Bills, jaguars.

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@AaronNagler And 0-1 in their last one

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@amar3455

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@FueledByMotown WAhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@Alsboringtweets WAHHHHHHHH! Da Bears coach is being a big meanie and said some bad words!

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@JWick49662 @KurtBenkert lol

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@ChiBearsMuse Punt

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@ChiBearsMuse Miscommunication. Burden looked lost from the get go. Effectively a point.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Kings of the North 👑

[BowTieBanterJester @seembow]

@MLFootball Your honor, my client is not a gambler. He just sucks.