Slatt Painter

Purdue alum, Trey Mullinax fan account

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

😂 The odds of landing in a fight with a kangaroo right after parachuting to the ground are pretty low…

But if you're in Australia, apparently they're never zero.

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

June 6, 1944

[theficouple @theficouple]

Reminder for all young parents:

You only get:
- 1 Summer with your baby
- 3 with your toddler
- 9 with your child
- 5 with your teenager

This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

@JakeWally No chance he shows up

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

@JakeWally Will they use an opener for POL night or you think they’ll let him start?

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

*shits pants 67 times in a row* I want to be very clear, I’m not wearing diapers ever

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Brayan Bello makes it very clear he's done with the conversation about him starting or coming out of the bullpen.

"First of all, just stop talking about bullpen and starting games. I've always been a starter and when I've been successful as a starter, no one has questioned whether I have to be in the bullpen or starting games. So, starting from there, just stop that talk, I'm just having a bad season."

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

The easiest way to transition from The Raped to The Rapist at a job is to aggressively follow up on emails. This is the behavior of the 4HL apex predator, and you should figure out which way your eyes are facing.

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

“Good on the road” (16–14)

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Would love to hear the audio version of this quote from IKF.

Seems like he’s pointing to distractions when the Red Sox are home in Boston.

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

9 games under .500 #whocares

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Here’s the video and audio from IKF.

He’s making it very clear that he’s talking about outside distractions surrounding the Red Sox when they’re at home. Pretty powerful statement from one of the veterans.

[🇺🇸 Based Americana 🇺🇸 @basedamericana]

Rep the set

[eliz @eliza___v]

Who fucking closed last night?

[Slatt Painter @seenjimmons]

Just pulled this out and no one got it. I hate my chungus life

[NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts]

#MeteorSighting: Eyewitnesses in New England and @NOAA’s GOES-19 satellite reported a bright fireball on Saturday, May 30, at 2:06 p.m EDT accompanied by a loud noise. The meteor appears to have fragmented at an altitude of 40 miles over northeast MA and southeast NH. The energy released at breakup is estimated to be equivalent to about 300 tons of TNT, which accounts for the loud noise.

Eyewitness accounts supplied by the American Meteor Society.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I have forgotten loved ones’ birthdays, the names of old classmates and even core memories, but I will always remember that it was on May 30, 2020 - six years ago today - that French DJ David Guetta ended racism forever.

Shoutout to his family.

[Joe Montana @JosephMontanaJr]

Bet you won’t top it 20 yards next time

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Korn be like “this song is for everybody that got touched on make some noise if you got touched on as a kid”

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

alcohol is great because of the way it lets you take aggression you usually turn inwards, and direct it outwards, at loved ones, strangers, and inanimate objects.

[Nick Pfeiffer @nickpfeiffer92]

It’s time

[richard @richard_normal]

this shit is straight up beating his ass man

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

inventing the concept of a “reverse vacation” where you go somewhere worst than where you live to lock in .