rushing down the path of evil!

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I talk a lot at once and deal poorly with heat | Seiren Marinterre/Midgardsormr | icon by @ovamagus | i KISS @bookstarandcity

[rushing down the path of evil! @seer5th]

i have never ONCE failed to get rickrolled

[rushing down the path of evil! @seer5th]

@fsjalredux it's been this way for YEARS

[rushing down the path of evil! @seer5th]

@fsjalredux yeah on any character i have without a fc tag i get like. it depends on the tone of day but even on primal im getting like 1 every hour. aether? forget about it.
big fcs have people just scroll thru player lists and invite/send a macroed /tell paragraph to anyone they can

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

extremely funny that a rule saying "hey your car cannot just explode" is an automatic disqualifier for tesla

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

i feel like younger gens can’t relax or have fun because they’re constantly being recorded on phones & everything is content so they can never stop thinking about how they appear/what would happen if something went viral & that’s bad & making them boring & too aware of themselves

[Priyamvada Gopal © @PriyamvadaGopal]

This sounds like parody but there are a whole bunch of people who did exactly this. Because they could.

[Night @AllGlassEmpty]

True!

[rushing down the path of evil! @seer5th]

@Palucinas genuinely thought to myself "oh shit you really went in on this" before i remembered maria is a Character from a Video Game and as such has official art

[Topher Putnam @TopherPutnam]

Wario has had you covered since 2006.

[s @yoongienthusias]

all the iof soldiers now returning to their home countries should be sentenced for war crimes and should not be allowed to live a life of normalcy, or one at all.

[Bek @bkmlhr]

This kid at my job 19 years old just bought a 340i and tells me “yo bro owning a bmw does somethin to you idk how to explain shit got me drivin like a real dickhead”

[im ave @tsve_]

my wonderful gay son is talking to a boy named BALATRO on his phone all the time

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

The U.S. government stood up to TikTok before they stood up to Netanyahu, or the health insurance lobby, or big pharma, or big oil—no. TikTok.

Completely out of touch with the American people. Both parties.

[_linc_0ln @KinkyRei]

NAVY HUSBAND: baby its so good to see you again. its been so long

FUJO WIFE: how was it...

[lay: pinned? what pinned? @laymagdalene]

coming back to this. if they’re asking disabled mutual aid groups for masks, that means they did not have a stockpile. so they’re saying “wear a mask” without providing any way to get them. unbelievable.

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

no loads refused

[🦋 @esker.blue 🐾 🔜 FE @FloofyBlueThing]

Once a year I remember the dancing dude with the blue angels flying under chicago video and ppl think i'm fucking losing my marbles

:3

[em j. @yagye0n]

me, isekai'd into 16th century korea: "i wonder if anyone else from my timeline made it, i sure wish there was a familiar face around."
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