Night out with my girlfriend, absolutely rat-arsed, these guys asked us if we could take their dead mate's ashes home so he could (quote) "have a threesome with some hot lesbians". We did but had no way of giving him back so he's still in the bathroom so he can watch us shower.
11 years
Bottled another trophy
Lost in semi finals again
Beat a past it Inter team
Been Liverpools bitches
Beat a league one team
Lost 9-0 twice
Now let’s look at our 7 years
Won FA Cup
Highest attendance at wembley
Europe
Drew with world class Milan team
Beat scum 4-1 in the prem
Sent the scum down
Also beat league one team
Record scoring Prem game 7-4
Didn’t lose 9-0
#pompey
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@YourSSE Please can you explain why a 'collection service' has been in touch when I moved into a property with debt on the meters? How is this my fault? I have contacted you twice regarding this and I am still no closer to a resolution #complaint#prepaid
@BritishGasHelp I'm not sure if this is regular customer service that we should look forward to,promising another call back and failing to fulfill this promise,leaving a household without Gas and low electricity with a 5 week old baby is appalling.
@BritishGasHelp I have messaged, was it received?
I am owed £46 on Electricity and £169 on Gas due to debt left by the previous owner and being forced to use their old key and card