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computer scientist, twitter addict, dog lover, self spicied and always upstairs.

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@DailyMonitor Let girls working in massage parlours be priority among those recieving the hiv vaccine (lenacapavir) 👆

[hssn @Hssankirevu]

Some hot pickup lines men use.?😂

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@Otieno560 @DailyMonitor wow!!! indeed you are a doctor

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@SarahEllah1 what is soo special on you? dont you pee 🙄

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Always be humble, You may find when General Katumba had taken like 30 years without using a boda-boda 🙄🙄🙄

[Dean Henderson @deanhenderson]

Me and my brother painting the city red!!! 🔜🔛🔝

[Rebecca Mulira @Beckstas]

*guy approaching me in traffic trying to sell me hats*
*me skillfully side eyeing him like don’t even bother😑*
Me; Sagala
Him; nga oyina edobozi edungi
Me; webale🙏🏽
Him; oli rapper?

😩🥴

[SANTO @ssentongopeter5]

What if NBS is another arm of government 😂😂😂

[baker k @baker_kvm]

@PatriqKanyomozi @DailyMonitor @UgandaEC @paulbukenya @HEBobiwine The magician trying to explain a failed magic

[Google @Google]

Using the power of AI, Engineer Bainomugisha and his team at Makerere University are helping to improve the lives and air quality for millions across Uganda. Learn more about Engineer’s mission → https://t.co/4EUcb3C7h2

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Why do all Tyler Perry's series start with a sex scene 🤔
#TheOval
#Sistas
#Ruthless
#IfLovingYouisWrong

[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

100 years old person in Uganda🇺🇬 Vs 100 years old person in Nigeria🇳🇬
😂😂
#UGANIG

[KIGUDDE @kiguddeemmanuel]

Nigeria you have a full century to recover from this😂😂😂😆
#UGANIG

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@Car_yondo @AdrianMwiine @andrewkabuura 🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage reply

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@LynnMubiru Good and big cassava 🍆

[BWANA Josh @josh_mirondo]

How do we call the sound that water makes when its being poured into a cup?

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@noel80d @RKirunda 😂😂😂 why am I laughing though?

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@tbonnita That when you swallow a coin, thugs will come and cut your stomach to still that money 😥😥

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@gad_rogers You took too long to wake up from that wet dream

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@luckietyra Arsene Wenger