sarah e grace h

when good hair happens to bad people: an autobiography

[The Paradox Show @paradoxshowlou]

We got a show this Friday! Come out and support local art. @pakgmusic @JeezLoueezBand

[sarah e grace h @seghy_]

Learning the truth about Santa was tough, but I’m still not over the fact that “nonsense” wasn’t the gift of the second wiseman.

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

Women: [supporting each other]

Me: That's so inspiring, I should start supporting other men [sees what other men are doing] ok just the women then

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

DO NOT call me baby girl! i am a baby woman

[Caitlin @caithuls]

excited to announce I'm going to get my life together today or tonight or this week at some point maybe

[The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL]

Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

date: you can't seriously be mad
me: [one french fry fewer than before] i just hope i don't starve

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Imagine not being fucking annoyed by everyone what would that be like

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Overheard a woman tell her yawning friend “I read somewhere that women actually yawn more than men” and it was very difficult not to join their conversation to scream “OF COURSE WE YAWN MORE SISTERS WE ARE SO TIRED OF MEN’S SHIT”

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

Pals at the Emmys

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Once I realized I could read ahead in my spelling book, second grade really opened up for me.

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Genie: you still have 2 wishes left. you sure you don’t want to use them?

Me: [eating cheesecake] nope I’m good

Genie: alright then [disappears]

Me: [finishes cheesecake] oh no

[Curtis Sittenfeld @csittenfeld]

Today’s Vows has an awfully cute definition of love 💗

[elizabeth @Elizasoul80]

No one prepares you for the constant rage you feel when you are no longer ignorant.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

Listen, dye your hair and call yourself a "ginger" all you want, but you're not a real redhead unless you survived middle school with it.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

If you don’t treat people suffering from drug and alcohol addiction with the same compassion you give to people who have a terminal disease, you need to get informed and understand they are the same thing.