Seinfeld

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“I like Art Vandelay.”
“Art Vandelay?”
“He’s an obscure writer. Beatnik. From the village.”
“What’s he written?”
“Venetian Blinds.”

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A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.

The Human Fund. Money for people.

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Cheapness is not a sense.

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“I’ve been living a lie.”
“Just one? I’m living like twenty.”

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“I don’t trust men in capes.”

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“I’ve been lying about my income for a few years. I figured I could afford a fake house in the Hamptons.”

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“A man without hand is not a man. I’ve got so much hand I’m coming out of my gloves.”

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“If I like their race, how can that be racist?”

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“I never feel comfortable in the women’s department. I feel like I’m just a little too close to trying on a dress.”

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“Are you Master of your Domain?”
“I am King of the County. You?”
“Lord of the Manor.”
“I’m Queen of the castle!”

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’I’m in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people’s feelings’

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“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”

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“Newman never stops seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him.”

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You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an clair, in the receptacle. And you think to yourself, “What the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”

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Jerry, Newman and I are engaged in a epic struggle for world
domination. It’s winner take all. People cannot be trusted.

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“I don’t get these birds. They’re breaking the deal. It’s like the pigeons decided to ignore me.”
“So they’re like everyone else.”

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“I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.”

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“Why do I always have the feeling everybody’s doing something better than me on Saturday afternoons?”

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“His buttocks are sublime.”

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“I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.