^seirf

[keep Showing Up @unseenp0tential]

Teachers never told us that bills are living things, they grow as we grow too

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Back to work tomorrow? This thing of not coming from generational wealth is inconveniencing my life.

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

Money buys a lot of extremely underrated things. Convenience. Time. Options. Privacy. Distance from nonsense.

[Jabapentin Enacarbil 300mg OD @RhakhiPharmD]

Watu wakiona grades of those admitted for the same programme at #mku #kemu #uzima si watajinyonga basi😂

[Joshua Malidzo Nyawa @joshuamalidzo]

Back to roadside declarations,

He never believed in the Constitution.
He has refused to learn.
And, deep down, he wishes he had the Moi Constitution.

[mafesha_254👑🇰🇪 @254Mafesha]

How many have you helped so far

[Kuria Wa Njuguna @JoelKuriaNjugu3]

Musalia Mudavadi lost to Moses Akaranga for the Sabatia parliamentary seat in 2002 at a time when he was the Vice President of Kenya. This occurred in a Luhya-dominated constituency during the NARC wave, by a coalition that was barely three months old. Mudavadi was last elected in 2007 with just 33,531 votes, while Edwin Sifuna was recently elected Senator of Nairobi—a highly cosmopolitan area—by 716,876 votes. Obviously, Edwin Sifuna is even more popular right now all over Kenya than he was in 2022. I wonder who Mudavadi is to advise Edwin Sifuna, given his corruption cases like Goldenberg and how he has struggled politically over the last two decades.

[Ng'etich @_feloh_]

After the UN vote on a new Map of Africa. Kenya stretched. 😂🇰🇪

[^seirf @seirf_]

Bringing a machine gun to a knives fight 🤣

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

Everybody else: KCSE, KCPE , employed..

Meanwhile Me: 😎😂

[santosh. @santoshvibes_]

there is no iron in the iron you use to iron shirts. which is, ironically, both ironic and un-ironic.

[Mekatilili wa Pweza @mwakawhat]

For the past four months, I have been saying yes to social stuff. Drinks? Twende. Coffee? Say less. Hang with boys? Sawa.
Bad for the pocket, good for the soul.

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

KANU & KADU were registered in 1960 and KANU won the February 1961 election. NARC was formed in 2002 and won the 2002 general election with a landslide. PNU was formed on 16 September 2007 and it participated in the 27 December 2007 election under Former President Mwai Kibaki.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Rhema fest— where pastors leave with millions and the sheep leave with hope.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of ppl is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

You'll seldom find a woke capitalist because capitalists understand the concept of cost. No free lunches, that's the baseline of economics. Scarcity is inevitable, that's the stem, how best do we distribute the scarce resources, that's the canopy.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Shockingly, 25% of doctors finished in the bottom quarter of their class.

[Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

A girlfriend must have a plan bro, it is either she is studying, working or running a business. Stay away from lazy women!

[dheela nada @interestinggaff]

Cant even imagine in my country 😭😭🥀

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I still think about the guy who pointed out that "the underlying purpose of Al is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth." Rarely have I seen Al described so succinctly.

[𝙼𝚄𝙽𝙴𝙽𝙴 @i_am_munene]

Rev Timothy Njoya risked his life for our Katiba so that Abel Mutua can spit on it.