John Mastodon for🌹president🦝

seeing how long it will take Space Karen to ban me for having Mastodon in my name.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Should I run Twitter ?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

Moving to mastodon. Peace y'all.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@ThatOneGuy_4200 @karaswisher All that blood emerald wealth is a hard thing to cope with for mommy's special boy.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@EphemeraLagasse @_mikepenis_ You just need flour and yeast. a little pack of bakers yeast does wonders, you can play from there.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@ThePortlandTrib So sad. How do bring hope back to the neighborhood youth. (Wrong answer = more cops to criminalize them.)

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@AP ACAB

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@KOINNews There's no better time than right now

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@gonzabio @nadnerb_robbo @jimrosecircus1 Lettuce prevail

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@Reuters

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@BrandonGillard8 @orla_IE @redoctoberirp @BelTel Its the only language they'll listen to. But let us know when your friendly dialogues get them to stop harming marginalized communities.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

This video of a Tesla trying to park and instead taking off at high speed, killing two people seems to keep getting deleted, weird!

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@BrandonGillard8 @redoctoberirp @BelTel @NationalPartyIE You're lying to yourself. All of their political views and aspirations cause violence.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@BrandonGillard8 @redoctoberirp @BelTel Have you ever met these thugs? At which point of them violently attacking marginalized people do you convince them to stop being a fascist?

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 | A witness says the Irish National Party were having a conference in the Lough Erne resort, when a minibus full of people arrived and a brawl broke out.

"They said they were anti-fascists...”

https://t.co/ERtxNAWjsm

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@Reuters You forgot to ID this as parody

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@empirestatesun @EmergencyDocs @POTUS Single payer, for a start.

[John Mastodon for🌹president🦝 @seitangrrl]

@tarhealer @EmergencyDocs @ShannonOMac @POTUS @AmerAcadPeds Is it true that some peds hospitals have been running out of antipyretics with all of the respiratory admissions occurring?

[Emergency Physicians @EmergencyDocs]

This morning, we sounded the alarm on the patient boarding crisis that has brought ERs across our country to a breaking point. In our joint letter to @POTUS, we shared real-life stories showing the threat to our health care safety net. [1/4]

Full letter: https://t.co/p1kydtphUJ