M.Á.P.

YHLQMDLG

[M.Á.P. @sela_pobl]

It’s always wyd and never “I bought you @russdiemon tickets, baby girl”

[Ebenezer @ebenezermovie]

Bah! Humbug! Watch the new trailer for EBENEZER starring Johnny Depp. Only in theatres November 13.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

"College is a scam" is propaganda... College was never a scam. The price of college in the US is the scam.

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

when i say i want to live in peace, this is what i mean

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I genuinely think the standard workday should be 10 a.m.–3 p.m. or 9 a.m.–2 p.m. There’s no reason people should spend the majority of their lives at work. Let people get home with enough time to be with their families, partners, and friends, pursue hobbies, and actually rest. A lot of today’s burnout and unhappiness comes from the fact that work consumes almost all of our waking hours.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Just know …I understand Britney Spears

[Rihanna @rihanna]

DON’T BE DUMB, USE @fentyskin

[َ @caseofluv]

rihanna
⟡ kiss it better - (2016)

[J•7th @literallymej7th]

keeping a low profile until life makes sense again

[M.Á.P. @sela_pobl]

I’m sorry but I don’t do weird bitch energy, like keep that shit to yourself

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a microsoft excel sheet

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[ً @artfuIchaos]

your partner actually liking you as a friend is important. romantic love is not enough.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

my toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good little boy when he has actually been committing atrocities all day every day

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m genuinely baffled by homes with no pets. Like, where’s your creature?? Where’s your house mascot??

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Y’all ever just hand things to your pet to sniff so they can feel included.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

If ur sad, pet a dog and u will be ok. If ur mad, pet a dog and u will be ok. If ur happy, pet a dog and u will be happier.
Always pet dogs

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Call me materialistic but money really makes me happy. A bank notification of incoming money makes me forget that I’m having a bad day.😭

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Why don’t working adults get some form of summer vacation? This is absurd.