Sofia

[Sofia @selaguarda]

"Sofia what's your writing process like"
*pulls up google doc from 2011*

[Sofia @selaguarda]

@xclaguarda oh my god

[Sofia @selaguarda]

@xclaguarda Sorry but hugh jackman is worse :(((

[Sofia @selaguarda]

This CVS doesn’t have pads or tampons but it does have fifteen different curling irons! Apparently this is perfectly legal

[Sofia @selaguarda]

"Oh, um, we didn't forget you! You...have the most important job of all!"

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

“The Star Wars prequels combine the magic and inventiveness of the original trilogy with the delightful antics of Jar-Jar Binks. PERIOD."

[Sofia @selaguarda]

@GilmoreGuysShow Summer is missing a clip at 2:13:00? The scene with patty and Babette, you can only hear your audio

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@GilmoreGuysShow Why did Lorelei hate the musical? What did she expect? Plus she LOVES all town events, esp. when they're silly/over the top

[Sofia @selaguarda]

Me: *sitting there minding my own business trying snapchat filters*
Snapchat: try it with a friend
Me: I'm honestly feeling so attacked rn

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Best part of running a street race 5K is seeing all the dogs who beat you

[Sofia @selaguarda]

@NickKocher Nonfic: The Glass Castle, On Writing (Stephen King), Fun Home, Writing About Your Life (William Zinsser), In Cold Blood

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@JoshMalina im writing an article about twww yale talk. how do you spell malina. how do you spell this is more important than my reading.

[Sofia @selaguarda]

@JoshMalina hello I saw you are coming to yale and it makes me so happy. I'm going to go write tons of questions for you have a nice day bye

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Please stop talking about Trump and Washington DC-- a city home to half a million people who didn't ask for this and didn't vote for this

[Sofia @selaguarda]

Would anyone like to distract me by hearing my rant about how Ben Wyatt going into politics was a disappointing P&R story move and not cute

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@kalechipz @zeenyaweasley

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@kalechipz like any penis, florida is very complicated

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I love watching the election with college students, they make such confident predictions while nodding

[Sofia @selaguarda]

My third favorite conversation topic is "reviewing the details of Donald Glover's amazing career"

[Kevin T. Porter @KevinTPorter]

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[Sofia @selaguarda]

People who deliberately touch my hands against my advice and then say "Wow, sweaty" are at the bottom of my list