selden |

directionally correct, I think... @thisisselfor

[selden | @seldeng]

It was nearly an hourlong grapefruit portrait session before I got to eat this thing, and another 3 before I did something else with my Saturday. Y’all are going to look at my pamplemousse until I say you’ve had enough of my pamplemousse.
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[ 📸 Nik… https://t.co/6cViJqYIWh

[selden | @seldeng]

😍 #swoon

[Finovate @Finovate]

Buddy's (@iambuddystweets) industry-transforming Insurance Gateway is the simplest way for software companies to manage and sell insurance products to customers.

Headquartered in Richmond, VA, Buddy was founded in 2018. #Finovate

[selden | @seldeng]

Thanks, internet. This question was undoubtedly going to keep me up tonight.

…which isn’t that bad for a SOTU-induced insomnia, relatively speaking.

[◥◤Kriston Capps 250 @kristoncapps]

The coin-silver inkstand in front of Nancy Pelosi is the oldest House artifact, crafted in 1810–20 by a Washington watchmaker named J. Leonard #SOTU

[selden | @seldeng]

SNAP!

[SELFOR. @thisisselfor]

Here’s to still sweating the small stuff in 2022…

[selden | @seldeng]

I posted this picture of my dog mere moments before The Crash, and I have no idea if anyone likes it. @dog_rates

[RVA Coffee Stain @RVACoffeeStain]

I always thought Mamma 'Zu’s vibe embodied a lot of Richmond. This legendary and beloved restaurant will be missed #rvadine

[selden | @seldeng]

@acecallwood @CDCgov CDC’s like, “No masks if you’re vaxxed! Have fun navigating that as a business owner! Byeeeee!!!”

[selden | @seldeng]

@ndrew_lawrence huh. I had forgotten about that potato.

[Hannah Thomasy, PhD @HannahThomasy]

It's wild that everyone is freaking out about the AZ vaccine causing blood clots (1 in 250,000 chance) and no one bats an eye at birth control having a ONE IN A THOUSAND risk of blood clots.

[selden | @seldeng]

@charlestm I’ve never seen a more perfect representation of how I imagine the inner-workings of your brain.

Wheels turning? Gears grinding? Lol. No. French dance Muppet head banging and smoking hotdogs.

[selden | @seldeng]

Are Huffpost articles just Twitter now?

[Buddy @iambuddystweets]

We're just going to super casually share this @Investopedia link here...

Ok, fine! We're definitely named in it as one of the best personal accident insurance for 2021! #BigNews

https://t.co/tYTFWPdjUj

[selden | @seldeng]

“AnD sHe’S tAlENtEd, ToO!”

- Super Bowl LV commentator trying not to mention the referee’s boobs.

[selden | @seldeng]

...I'm sorry, but I don't understand. Do you somehow think you look cool with your mask under your nose? Is it your breath? Do you need a mint?

[selden | @seldeng]

OH NOW I GET IT. Thanks, @mdc!

[nprextra @NPRextra]

Wondering what the #GameStop buzz is all about?

📺 @planetmoney's @mdc was on @GMA this morning explaining us all about it!

Watch -->

https://t.co/ahKZUUR3ke

[Charles @charlestm]

Leadership matters.

[selden | @seldeng]

@iamvogey Somehow, after *everything* today, this is the moment that broke me and I stormed out to pour myself a drink.

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

wanna feel old? it’s still today

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[selden | @seldeng]

@charlestm I was so content with my three-legged horse visual.

[selden | @seldeng]

@charlestm Ugh, now it’s all I can hear.