Selena

lean mean anxiety machine!!!

[Selena @selena_soh]

@purrlicia Not bad leh! When Mel and I sing we don't even use real words

[Selena @selena_soh]

Can anybody tell me how hair clips became fashionable again

[Selena @selena_soh]

I do a lot of sudoku and am reasonably adept at problem solving. But today was the first time I had to use the toilet wearing a jumpsuit.

[Selena @selena_soh]

"hehe paiseh"

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

i just went to a wine tasting so I’ve loosened up enough to feel comfortable asking a question I’ve had for ages: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EMOJI 😅

[Selena @selena_soh]

if you're having a bad day, just search Twitter for "if you're having a bad day"

[handsome handsock @handsock_butts]

girlfriend: I’ll have the chef’s salad

me: [whispering] babe that’s so rude, just order your own

[Selena @selena_soh]

Dude just dabbed in public as a natural response to a conversation WHUT. I'm old aren't I

[Selena @selena_soh]

[arrives at work and greets office like marie kondo]
[stays in this position for 8 hours]

[Selena @selena_soh]

@purrlicia Wow HOPE THIS PERSON KENA EAR INFECTION

[Selena @selena_soh]

'Unhurried' is such a cool word. Like. It could have been more to the point like 'slow' but Unhurried can't be arsed coz it's so damn unhurried you know what I mean

[Selena @selena_soh]

ISSIT BECAUSE I CHINESE

[Selena @selena_soh]

Was gonna complain about being served an https://t.co/Q9wFQP8QXl Chinese ad then I realised I am Chinese.

[Selena @selena_soh]

@peapodpuree So pure

[Selena @selena_soh]

@purrlicia HAHAHA SORRY

[Selena @selena_soh]

Maybe people die because someone's up there following the Konmari method

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

why the fuck doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart

[Selena @selena_soh]

Volcanoes are just the Earth's Yankee candles

[Selena @selena_soh]

How about. Instead of just celebrating New Year's Day. We take the whole year off

[Selena @selena_soh]

[tries to walk like a cool person]
[chokes on own saliva]

[Selena @selena_soh]

@purrlicia DEETS cmon