SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD

We're a band. I'm just tweeting as Mr. Ditkovich until we've got a new record to promote.

[Eric @EricWilzon]

Los Angeles and Tasmania survive which means me and pat can keep doing the podcast hell yeah.

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

stan culture is interesting cuz it’s like what if everyone was mark david chapman

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Film Understander has arrived!

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Twitter rules because you can make a light joke and Canada Man jumps in to educate you on the birthplace of Christopher Plummer.

[Drew @JustRollinOn86]

A lot of celebrities 'back in the day' were Canadian, you just didn't know it, apparently.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

I gotta get off this shit. I open it and there's new celebrities every day. I'm old and back in the day we'd only get two new celebrities a year. Now I'm told I'm supposed to know canadians. I don't have it in me.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Seeing I Love Boosters vs Obsession "is race to blame" discourse. I use the internet to give me an idea of what a movie is about. Obsession seems to be about a scary frowny girl and I Love Boosters is about dialectical materialism. Do these have the same level of appeal to you?

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

I never know what anyone is talking about. Ivy Wolk, dead internet theory, Car Seat Headrest, Netspend, Euphoria not being a show about highschoolers like I assumed it was, mogging, etc. I could look it all up, but I enjoy life's mysteries.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Is this app what people are doing instead of going to college? Why am I reading these bore-your-family-on-thanksgiving ass takes on Obsession?

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Of course all stops on the political spectrum are gonna hammer the Subway Takes girl. Everyone ends up a gentrifier if they're juuust broke enough to necessitate it. I felt nothing when I watched it because if you live in Brooklyn under 30 this is a standard take you'll encounter

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

With this tweet, my tacit approval is now vocal approval.

[just james @imissgoku]

Selling a bootleg @selfdfens shirt to benefit the Animal Legal Defense Fund. Buy one for the animals and to look cool and attractive.

https://t.co/UsG0MOIVpU

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

When dudes get on this website and declare they know what a horror movie is "saying" I wish I could give them a portal to watch the writers/directors at home playing video games and eating Red 40. Nothing "means" anything.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Search prevalence of "ontologically evil"

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

I wanna be more positive on here because being a snark-addicted miseryfiend is played out. But is anyone ever gonna say anything about that band ripping off Turnstile in such a tacky UK-festival-act way that it gives cool people shivers every time they see it?

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

The soul of every critic.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I consume so much and have cultivated such good taste, but I do nothing with it, produce no art of my own. it makes me sick

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Bar none the biggest loser tweet style is "google [famous person] and [date or keyword connected to an ugly personal incident]." Yo, nobody real cares if Leonard Cohen was a 'cool dude.' Nobody with a family cares if David Bowie is passing your morality test. You speak farts.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

You ever get sick of getting lectured?

[Old Media @oldmedia]

Vintage Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles bed sheets from the 90s

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

@hiddenmothersuk @oldmedia Goddamn.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

Sometimes I think I'm a hater, and then some shit like Drake putting out an album happens and I realize I'm not even worthy of the word hater. There's dudes out here who woke up ready.

[SPIDER-MAN'S LANDLORD @selfdfens]

I like this Baudelaire guy.

[Cristóbal Valenzuela @c_valenzuelab]

In 1859, Charles Baudelaire, perhaps one of the greatest artist of his time, said that photography was “art’s most mortal enemy,” arguing that it was a mechanical, soulless tool that should be restricted and was not meant for creating art. He believed true art required human imagination and creativity, whereas photography merely copied reality. He claimed it appealed to the “blindness and imbecility” of the public and to the “petty bourgeoisie,” who were just dumb to understand the true nature of art that comes from God.