alex

Alex | 32 | always tired

[alex @selfjsh_]

Every one of you people with the orange iPhone has attention seeking narcissistic tendencies

[Jorgemosa 💋 @Jorgeous_1]

It’s So Weird When I See A Straight Couple On Vacation 😵‍💫

[alex @selfjsh_]

This morning my eyes flew open when I woke up and the words “chicken seizure salad” came out of my mouth not of my own volition

[alex @selfjsh_]

What’s it mean when we crash at my place after the bar and we cuddle all night then I wake up to an empty bed bc you left early but the side you slept on still smells like you causing me to immediately miss you?

[lea @leaaxcx]

rooooooooooooooooooooo- ck music

[rpdr_nolimbs @rpdr_nolimbs]

10 likes 6 shares and I show hole❤️ skull hole for fans of the community ❤️

[wint @dril]

were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"

[alex @selfjsh_]

Friends with young kids have been pissing me off bigly

[alex @selfjsh_]

Get your fuckin cat off the kitchen counters wtf. Don’t even think about inviting me over if you exhibit this behavior

[ℬ𝓊𝒷𝒷𝓁𝑒𝓈 🫧🩵🧚🏽‍♀️ @PassTheCheesee]

KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR! MR. KRABS IS IN THERE! STANDING AT THE CONCESSION!
PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION!

[alex @selfjsh_]

Always the dumbest fucking people inside a T-Mobile store

[alex @selfjsh_]

Should I shave my head this summer

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

you want me to throw neck for ketchup?

[alex @selfjsh_]

Blasted off the dabs on a nostalgia roller coaster watching the Tyra doc

[alex @selfjsh_]

@trixiemattel How the fuck do I handle falling for my fwb (I’m gay)

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

FUCK ICE. FUCK FASCISM. FUCK NAZIS. FUCK MAGA.

[alex @selfjsh_]

@rpdr_nolimbs Afraid of the #limbs forming the conglomerate I see dear 💅🏼💖

[alex @selfjsh_]

@yogaismymolly Immediately incorporating “fatfished” into my daily lexicon