jade

don’t know. wasn’t there.

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Noooo don’t live in the valley ur so hot aha

[jade @seltzerbutch]

We DID that

[Lauren Sanderson @LaurenSanderson]

COVER OF @GAYTIMESMAG 💚🖤

an honor. thank you. https://t.co/D4B2x0iD0F

[jade @seltzerbutch]

I just want all my exes to know how successful I am

[jade @seltzerbutch]

It’s called imposter syndrome and I have it

[jade @seltzerbutch]

I had a bagel for the first time since p******t

[jade @seltzerbutch]

If I’m listening to keaton henson and crying no I’m not it wasn’t me

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Gay girls love to sing Lewis capaldi

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Don’t talk to me unless it’s about bojack horseman

[jade @seltzerbutch]

My dog has been doing this really cute thing where he wakes me up at 330am every night to go potty and it’s so fucking cute! I love him so much! How adorable is that shit!

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Look at me sending work related emails at work

[Lesbians @every_lesbian]

lesbian backdate

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Why is everyone so rude today

[jade @seltzerbutch]

@RackEmUpRackham Damn cc me

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Never have a I ever been on a zoom call

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Moving to la made me hot skinny and wildly unstable

[jade @seltzerbutch]

If I don’t care about astrology can I still be gay

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Emily and i’s first kiss was a pity kiss because “I looked sad”

[jade @seltzerbutch]

The Til tok algorithm thinks I’m a straight tween girl

[jade @seltzerbutch]

For the record I am a very good ex gf

[jade @seltzerbutch]

Gay hands IS a thing and honey I’ve got em