selina

[selina @selzstras]

@WishfullBlossom @MollyOstertag I think about this all the time

[˗ˏˋ chantal strasburger ˎˊ˗ @Chantagold]

My mother bought custom wrapping paper with our family photo but forgot to change the placeholder name 💀

Merry Christmas from T̶h̶e̶ ̶S̶t̶r̶a̶s̶b̶u̶r̶g̶e̶r̶s̶ ✨The Baldwins✨

[selina @selzstras]

@Chantagold @Minted some might argue a name upgrade

[selina @selzstras]

@Chantagold @daniellestras @texasdemocrats @TheDemocrats :(

[Danielle Strasburger @daniellestras]

Today is the 60th anniversary of JFK's assassination. On that day in 1963, JFK was supposed to deliver a speech in Austin about the relationship between Texas and the Democratic Party.

A lot has changed in 60 years, but many of those undelivered remarks still inspire. #JFK60

[Danielle Strasburger @daniellestras]

Have an idea for the new Taylor Swift reporter’s first interview

[˗ˏˋ chantal strasburger ˎˊ˗ @Chantagold]

those extra zeros working overtime

[˗ˏˋ chantal strasburger ˎˊ˗ @Chantagold]

ok but why charge shipping ???

[selina @selzstras]

@dstras95 lol can u imagine

[selina @selzstras]

Hometown 🤝 Job

[City of Austin @austintexasgov]

#DYK you can use the free @what3words app to tell 911 exactly where help is needed during an emergency? 🚨

How to Use:
1️⃣ Call 911
2️⃣ Use the app to find your what3words location and tell the call taker

✅ Download today on the App Store or Google Play
#SpringFestATX

[selina @selzstras]

2021 through embroidered internet moments… love to see it

[Read Receipts by Chantal @read__receipts]

On this last day of 2021 may I present A THREAD 🧵: The Year on Twitter as Interpreted Through Embroidery

(I’ve been wanting to make that joke for a while, my apologies)

[˗ˏˋ chantal strasburger ˎˊ˗ @Chantagold]

“Good For You You Look Happy and Healthy Not Me, Not Hermione, You.” (Halloween, 2021)

[selina @selzstras]

@oliverelio Never forget: https://t.co/Wcj0W1U4Jl

[selina @selzstras]

@samsanders Take 2 from 47 to make 30 and then add 45. (bc 8 + 7 stresses me out)

[selina @selzstras]

@Caamp just heard Square One for the first time... you should do a mash-up of it with Van Morrison's Wild Night (slowed down, obvs). Food for thought...

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Dear politicians/political influencers:

When you tweet about my father’s birthday, remember that he was resolute about eradicating racism, poverty & militarism.

Encourage & enact policies that reflect your birthday sentiments.

Here’s the authentic #MLK:

[selina @selzstras]

Already exhausted.

[Paige Skinner @paginaskinner]

my friend is making me keep track of big moments that happen in 2021

[Danielle Strasburger @daniellestras]

@EhresmanKatya Yeah it really is something!! Reminder that you need 2/3 vote to expel a Senator and Cruz is despised by even his Republican colleagues 🙃

Graham in 2016: “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you”

[selina @selzstras]

The accuracy.

[selina @selzstras]

@jeremyoharris Make the interview a @jeremyoharris x @ziwe x @talkhole collab... imagine the chaos. *chef's kiss*