Sam

[Sam @sem3rd]

@FrancisIsBusy ... Is Bexley hiring?

[ESPN @espn]

15 years ago today, the Curse of the Bambino was finally broken.

[Rich Brooks @UKcoachbrooks]

Played ECC today and my partner Mike Bellotti has a hole in 1 on the 2nd hole. He shot 81 and I shot 83 and we won the money. It’s his 2nd hole in 1. I’ve had only 1.

[Sam @sem3rd]

@coreyheit @BlueJacketsNHL @stoolpresidente @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets @Buccigross @darrenrovell @stoolpresidente

[Brad McGovern @BradleyFrancis_]

And let that be a lesson to you, nobody beats Kentucky 32 times in a row. #DrainTheSwamp

[Sam @sem3rd]

True Life: I don't get how the new Snapchat works. #ThisIs30

[Sam @sem3rd]

Awesome story about two heroes. @grease1255 https://t.co/qPCd71BLOm

[Sam @sem3rd]

Bryce Drew blew that game taking his last TO with so much time on the clock. Not the kid from Vandy. c/o: @Alex_Horn #Agreed

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

BREAKING: The Citgo Sign is SAVED. 🔺

BREAKING: The Citgo Sign is SAVED. 🔺

BREAKING: The Citgo Sign is SAVED. 🔺

[Sam @sem3rd]

@arlylou 😔

[Sam @sem3rd]

Statistically speaking, only about half of y'all posting #MyForeverValentine on Facebook and Instagram are telling the truth... #JustSayin

[Sam @sem3rd]

Bumping this for the next 3 hours. Gonna miss Barry O. #ThanksObama

[Sam @sem3rd]

There seems to be a direct correlation between the quality/condition of one's vehicle and the # of confederate flag stickers they have on it

[Sam @sem3rd]

Shout out to all my Phi Delt bros who don't know as much about football as me. Thanks bros.

[Sam @sem3rd]

Best season ever to become a @BlueJacketsNHL season ticket holder? @coreyheit #LookingLikeIt #FuckJeffCarter #CBJ

[Sam @sem3rd]

Thanks, @davidortiz. Going to miss watching you play.

[Sam @sem3rd]

Actually, double platinum. 🐐

[Sam @sem3rd]

Rumor has it @LogansRoadhouse filed for bankruptcy & many will be closing soon. Rumor has it I'm officially on suicide watch. #SaveTheRolls

[Sam @sem3rd]

Final Update: What a whacky 5 minutes. She has aborted charging all together. Back next to her husband with the iPad. #iPadLivesMatter

[Sam @sem3rd]

Update: She had decided I am not trustworthy. She is now sitting next to it. That or her husband farted.