Enock Ssematimba

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[★ @sivvep]

Finally, I got their reaction after we won it 😁

[World Bank Group @WorldBankGroup]

The @WorldBankGroup has released its 2026-2027 Country Income Classifications.

Six economies moved to a higher income category, and no countries moved down.

Behind those changes are different stories, from economic recovery to export-led growth and improved statistics.

Learn more: https://t.co/I2fgQ6Zpdp

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷

Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.

New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜

[Colin Asiimwe @Spartakussug]

In response to this video of underweight cement bags from Tororo cement the team at Hima quickly have put out these ads
😂😂😂😂

[Enock Ssematimba @semaenock]

@mukyalaNeighbor Why don't you give your maid soda?

[Enock Ssematimba @semaenock]

@MarthaAhumuza Tell us about your uncle's struggles too lest we assume they are non existent.

[Enock Ssematimba @semaenock]

@witch59314 I bet her face humbles her

[Albert | KatruGuma @albertKatruGuma]

A Muhoozi tweet ordering government not to give every MP that Ugx 300M for a car is going to crash this app.

[Bernard Mukasa @mkbernz]

1st Martyrs Day as an EPL Champ 25/26🏆

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Today's the day.

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Congratulations, Champions! 🏆

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Good morning from your Premier League champions 👋

[Herrera Trávás Døranz Mugwe-eri '21 @FenoMenalD0ranz]

🚨🇧🇷KCCA FC's Gabriel failed to make the 55 man squad for Brazil. ❌💔

[Chuck😎 @BuweekulaPrody]

You nolonger go with Janet, are you guys about to divorce?

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

No words needed. ❤️

[Fzy @leofzy]

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

[Alvin 👷🏾‍♂️ @StrictlyAlvin]

These Mpanga lawyers (Isaac, Frederick, David, Daudi etc) are siblings? Or when the firm employs you they assign you a specialty and a Mpanga name 🤣🤣