Kristiana Roe

Copy Editor & Writer. #TheGreyList2025, AFF 2nd Round, WeScreenplay and CineStory semifinalist with @mikeroe. @LASillinois & @ActOneInc alum. 🦒☕️

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

In my head cannon, "The Little Old Lady from Pasadena" by Jan and Dean predicts that the badass women of the Fast & Furious universe thrive past middle age.

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

Saw the 70mm IMAX version of @odysseymovie this afternoon. Great on rewatch. It was lovely being able to see such detail in the costumes. And I really hope Anne Hathaway gets awards for her performance as Penelope.

[Mike Roe @MikeRoe]

Some news: my political thriller pilot NET ASSESSMENT is a Quarterfinalist in @FinalDraftInc's Big Break!

It's a story about an ex-CIA officer using a black ops Pentagon AI to make America "the good guys" around the world again, burying reality along the way. #screenwriting

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

These reminders are so helpful! When @MikeRoe and I moved into our previous place and the AC was ineffective/a bit broken, we definitely needed some of these cool indoor spaces to chill in.

[LA Public Health @lapublichealth]

Looking for a place to cool down on a hot day? Visit these free public places to help stay cool. To find a cooling center near you, visit https://t.co/wjrFAP2RJn

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

If I had a mundane superpower that I could pick, it would be the ability to keep food and drinks at their ideal temperature in terms of taste.

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

I know it must happen occasionally, but it felt uncanny that in a novel I’m reading this week: the calendar date (month/year) I started it was the same as a significant event in the main character’s life. Also, it referenced a movie I’d watched the day before I got to that part.

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

Niche comment: Given its track record, I’m grateful that the AMC Burbank 16 upward escalator was working when I went to see a movie with friends for my birthday!

[Big Ten Network @BigTenNetwork]

"I can't wait to get there, just see the joy and see all the Orange walking around, because it's a great time to be an Illini."

@IlliniMBB legend @deebrown11 joins @MikeHallHere in our studio before heading to Indy 🗣️

#MFinalFour x #MarchMadness

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Printing presses kept their letters in cases.

Capital letters went in the upper case.
Smaller letters went in the lower case.

This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’

Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press?

MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

@brendengallager Leverage?

[SDCC Unofficial Blog @SD_Comic_Con]

#SDCCTips: Don't forget HYDRATION! Please drink water. Bring a bottle from home to refill, or grab a case at Ralphs or CVS & carry one with you. The convention center has bottle refilling stations, use them! See map of refill stations: https://t.co/5xslwllQcU

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

idk who needs to hear this, but you work SO hard all week and if you wanna spend Sunday drinking coffee & rewatching Grey’s Anatomy from the beginning again that is SO valid

[UN Environment Programme @UNEP]

Giraffes, the tallest animal on Earth, help ecosystems thrive by feeding on upper plants, letting sunlight reach lower vegetation across Africa’s savannahs.

🦒 This #WorldGiraffeDay, explore what’s threatening their home and how we can restore it: https://t.co/SEHfiBewXU

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

Kicking off my next year of life drinking coffee from the new mug @mikeroe gifted me from my alma mater @UofIllinois!☕️🎉

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

Sharing in case anyone is interested in doing this survey and hasn’t yet!

[City of Burbank @BurbankCA]

🔔 Reminder: the BurbankBus survey closes in 1 week! The City of Burbank has launched a study to evaluate and update its current bus services to better meet the needs of current and future riders. Possible changes include:

✅ Revised routes
✅ Updated schedules
✅ More stops
✅ Better connections to other transit services

🔗 Complete the survey by 📅 April 30th: https://t.co/torsZ3jXXK

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

EARTHQUAKE TWITTER ASSEMBLE!

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

Excited that THE PEOPLE'S KINGDOM by @MikeRoe and me was selected to be among the pilots in #TheGreyList25!

And congrats to our fellow writers! Full list here: https://t.co/BjaiZw6RZ7

[Brad M Johnson @RWWFilm]

THE PEOPLE'S KINGDOM
written by @MikeRoe & Kristiana Roe

#TheGreyList25

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

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[Mike Roe @MikeRoe]

Curious about @TheRock's Hawaiian mafia movie idea?

Then check out the TV pilot script for THE PEOPLE'S KINGDOM written by me & @semiprosaic! (DMs open!)

This story is personal—my uncle was in the Hawaiian mob. He was killed. We dug deep to tell a story inspired by his POV.

[Kristiana Roe @semiprosaic]

@youaresteph Thanks for the heads-up. We just RSVP’d! Are you going?

[Mike Roe @MikeRoe]

One of my first friends in L.A. just lost his home to fire. Collin has always been there for his community; if you're looking for someone who will genuinely appreciate your help, he's the guy.

So many in need. My heart & prayers are with all of y'all.

https://t.co/EqiR0hFXOk