Helen

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I will list some alternatives to the quarter zip sweater. 🧵

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

only reason to wear this is if you're applying in-person for a bank loan

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

The plane that carries horses for equestrian events at the Olympics is called the Air Horse One. That’s right. AIR HORSE ONE.

Bravo 👏🏼😂

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

There's so much destruction in the world that I want to start a thread of cool stuff people make that brings joy to them and others. I'll go first with my button dress:

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If Monday was a feeling, it would be:

1. Catching a sleeve/pocket on door handle
2. When your sock comes off a bit in your shoe
3. Watching someone sniff a bottle of milk and seeing their nose touch the rim
4. Finding a wet spoon has been in the sugar
5. Someone looking at the back of your trousers and saying “ooh, I think you might have sat in something”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The correct choice is E3. I trust there’ll be no further discussion on the matter.

[Helen @sempaimum]

@shitscaredmum Sending you love x

[Steven Moore @SteMoore1110]

They just went to a football match and never came home.

May the 97 men, women, boys and girls forever rest in peace
#JFT97 #LFC

[Danny @doglab]

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find her missing mum Nicola Bulley who was last seen walking her dog near a Lancashire river she was last seen on the morning of Jan 27 walking her dog on a towpath by the River Wyre off Garstang Road please call 116 000 with any information

[John Finnemore @JohnFinnemore]

In Strasbourg, the street signs come with bonus commentary from Muttley.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

This Monday currently feeling like the biggest Sunday of all time.

[Helen @sempaimum]

@LDifa @JustGiving Good luck Leigh!

[Asthma + Lung UK @asthmalunguk]

Every year more women die from asthma attacks than men yet little research has been done into why this is. We've awarded £1 million of funding to provide leadership in this area in the UK and are proud to be featured in this report for our work on tackling this health inequality.

[Helen @sempaimum]

@GaryPullan @runningthrucncr Thinking of you all today

[Helen @sempaimum]

When the one with a fractured wrist falls over 🫣

[Helen @sempaimum]

Bacon and cheese on toast - who knew that was a thing!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

On the Tambach track in Kenya these shadows cast giant forms, an illusion seen only when the sun is low on the horizon, at sunset or sunrise
https://t.co/E2rB6Z8BbN

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Our thoughts, as always, are with all those affected by the tragedy at Hillsborough 33 years ago today and the 97 fans who will never be forgotten.

You'll Never Walk Alone.

[Helen @sempaimum]

@D_J_H_82

[Big Lhist @biglhist]

The Four Apostrophe’s’ of the apocalypseses’s’