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naptown // she/her

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

look at my opposition party dawg, they know doing a regime change in iran for israel is polling at 45% overall opposition (-66 d) and they're STILL trying to manufacture consent when trump doesnt even care to!

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the country didn’t “move far right”, trump got less votes than he did in 2020. democrats just completely fumbled their coalition and alienated entire bases of voters

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

This is a very bad night.

Some of us spent years warning Dems to take working-class politics more seriously & to not tout neocons. We did so in hopes of avoiding this & yet we were vilified as traitors by Dem elites & liberal pundits.

There's a lesson here.

Goodnight.

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Who could have seen this coming except all the leftists that kept warning you this was coming. Again.

[New Wojack City @deusexmoniker]

It's so crazy because vietnam just had a massive cyclone smack into the entire north of the country and volunteers immediately began assembling see through MREs which also contained bandages, shampoo, disinfectant, beer, cigarettes, and a lighter and the police began using...

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is what we want to see AI being used for, not to create another social media auto replier for marketing

[eat my bike shorts @semperjeffe]

@MagaVaultGuy @krystalball I'm assuming this is because three is the highest number you can count to?

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@Courier429 @nickhasthoughts Sames, I fled to CHI lmao

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Lol

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@MayorClif Wait they're closing?

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@WilliamHazen7 @CryptidRespectr @rileychoe1 @juniper39_ stealing this for later 😏

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

This is hilarious

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@WilliamHazen7 City county building?

[Jon Burke 🌍 @jonburkeUK]

When we used to manufacture things, people cycled to work.

Now people drive 4x4s to sit in an office for eight hours.

The idea that we need 41 million motors on our roads in order to qualify as an industrial society is - quite obviously - absurd.

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@a3rik @wtyppod Or that one episode with the FBI drops 😭

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@WilliamHazen7 I had to do a double take because of Lexus Velodrome in Detroit, hadno idea Indy was bigger!

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@WilliamHazen7 Fuck it we ball

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@CryptidRespectr Time to bust out the ghillie suit and caltrops, boys

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@nickhasthoughts Didn't you hear? All new major developments MUST be a mall, be mall-adjacent, or have mall-like characteristics. Doesn't really matter if the initial plan was for it to be like, a bus station or something.